Candice (urmonkeycandy) wrote, @ 2005-01-06 15:10:00

Current mood:

bored

things i found in laura's journal that i thought were funny


Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is: Manually Targeting the Rebel Base




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Your Boobies' Names Are: Mork and Mindy



Get your own Boobie Names





Your Porn Star Name is: Sindee Slickbooty



Get your own Porn Star Name





Your Penis Name is: Meat 'n' Potatoes



Get your own Penis Name





It's Not Sex. It's ... : Drilling for Oil



Get your own Sex Name





To pick up candice: If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?



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