My first entry
Dear Diary,
This mornings rounds were very stressful. The kittens wouldn't stop crying!!!
I got up early this morning to deliver the community's milk and hadn't had time to have a proper breakfast. So I was very indeed pissed at the locals, but I still delivered all the milk with a smile.
All my friends think I have a gorgeous smile. But why haven't I had a date for what seems like forever! Maybe I should just switch on the 'tomanator' and head off to the clubs tonight! PAR-TAY! Wooooooo! I enjoy dancing and pelvic thrusts. But who will look after the kittens tonight? Maybe I should give Chrissie a ring and ask her if she would take care of them tonight.
BYE BYE DIARY! Or should I say dairy! LOL....OMG!!!!111...WTF1!!!11!!1!11!
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