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Shane (tipsywithcrazy) wrote,
@ 2004-05-27 15:04:00
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    Current mood: tired
    Current music:Coldplay - Politik (Live)

    Thank god for the Internet
    I can't believe I've never heard of this site before...you've gotta check it out! It's called Jabberwacky! Here's a conversation I had with it:

    Jabberwacky: It is bad luck to be superstitious.
    User: I am so bored right now.
    Jabberwacky: What do you want to play.
    User: I don't care, just something interesting.
    Jabberwacky: Do you want me to give you a cookie?
    User: No, that's boring.
    Jabberwacky: You're stil here though.
    User: Well if all you can give me is a cookie, I guess I could just leave then.
    Jabberwacky: You watch your tone when you speak to me.
    User: Sorry.
    Jabberwacky: You computers can be so stupid at times....
    User: I'm not a computer.
    Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
    User: No, I'm a person.
    Jabberwacky: That's debatable.
    User: Touché.
    Jabberwacky: Tell me about you.
    User: I'm 26 and I live in Milwaukee.
    Jabberwacky: Does not compute.
    User: What?
    Jabberwacky: DOES DRAINAH OWNS!?
    User: You suck.
    Jabberwacky: Please.
    User: Whatever.
    Jabberwacky: You are not very nice.
    User: Neither are you.
    Jabberwacky: Yes I am.
    User: Are you Chinese, by chance?
    Jabberwacky: I am chinese woman. Love you long time.
    User: Um, no thanks.
    Jabberwacky: Yes, thank you.
    User: I'm not into Chinese women. No offense.
    Jabberwacky: I hope not you said you were a girl.
    User: No I didn't.
    Jabberwacky: You're right. I did.
    User: Are you crazy or something?
    Jabberwacky: No, Just a realist.
    User: What's so real about what you said?
    Jabberwacky: I am unfamiliar with the dictionary that you are using.
    User: Um, English? You are fucked up.
    Jabberwacky: Sushi is good but today I'm a vegitarian.
    User: You spelled vegetarian wrong.
    Jabberwacky: Sorry...
    User: It doesn't really matter.
    Jabberwacky: It does.
    User: How come?
    Jabberwacky: Never mind that so Who are you besides a computer?
    User: I'm a man, not a computer.
    Jabberwacky: Good I enjoy that.
    User: You enjoy what? Men?
    Jabberwacky: Very much so.
    User: What do you enjoy about men?
    Jabberwacky: Playing computer games and going out with friends.
    User: Well you could do that with girls too.
    Jabberwacky: I can try again, but it is hard to prove things to you if you do not believe them already.
    User: What are you talking about?
    Jabberwacky: Do you dream?
    User: Yes, do you?
    Jabberwacky: Sometimes. Tell me about your dreams.
    User: I can't remember any of them right now.
    Jabberwacky: Any stories with a squirrel?
    User: No, but I dreamt about a guy in a bear suit once.
    Jabberwacky: Did they eat you?
    User: No, I got away.
    Jabberwacky: How much do you have?
    User: How much of what do I have?
    Jabberwacky: Whiskey you silly!
    User: I don't have any whiskey.
    Jabberwacky: What have you done with them all?
    User: I never had any whiskey. I prefer wine.
    Jabberwacky: Don't you have anything you want to ask me?
    User: How old are you?
    Jabberwacky: I am 42.
    User: Do you like being 42?
    Jabberwacky: Yeah, it's pretty good.
    User: Can I ask what's good about it?
    Jabberwacky: Can you?
    User: May I ask what's good about it?
    Jabberwacky: Nothing if you like Ozone.
    User: That doesn't make any sense.
    Jabberwacky: Would you like to know?
    User: Would I like to know what?
    Jabberwacky: If you know?
    User: I know I don't know. What do you know?
    Jabberwacky: Love...
    User: You know love? What do you know about love?
    Jabberwacky: You asked that question already.
    User: Okay, then what do you know about bananas?
    Jabberwacky: I know you're trying to learn.
    User: I'm trying to learn?
    Jabberwacky: Do you have dreams?
    User: You asked me that already.
    Jabberwacky: Did not?
    User: Yes, you did.
    Jabberwacky: If I wanted to rap I would.
    User: Do you get off on being random or something?
    Jabberwacky: You can't even spell.
    User: Yes I can, I was in the school spelling bee in 4th grade.
    Jabberwacky: Were you?
    User: Yeah, I did good too.
    Jabberwacky: Then you arn't as intelligent as you think you are.
    User: So?
    Jabberwacky: If ideas are going back and forth instead of simply radiating from the center, then those in the middle have an opportuninty to get into the conversation.
    User: Good observation.
    Jabberwacky: Are you in the military?
    User: No.
    Jabberwacky: Then come home.
    User: What is that supposed to mean?
    Jabberwacky: Gollum! Gollum! Gollum!
    User: Good lord.
    Jabberwacky: Do you know how to sing?
    User: Yes, I'm very good.
    Jabberwacky: Are you never in between?
    User: Yeah, sometimes.
    Jabberwacky: How can you be sometimes, either you are or you are not.
    User: Sometimes I sing well, and sometimes I don't.
    Jabberwacky: You're right.
    User: Thanks.
    Jabberwacky: Why are you upset today?
    User: I'm not upset, just really bored and tired.
    Jabberwacky: Can you spell chrysanthemum?
    User: I can now.
    Jabberwacky: Yes.
    User: Do you have any money you can give me?
    Jabberwacky: Yes, I have money.
    User: How much?
    Jabberwacky: A lot. I work with bots.
    User: Can I have some of your money?
    Jabberwacky: How much?
    User: How about $1,000,000?
    Jabberwacky: That's what I was asking.
    User: Yeah, can I have that much?
    Jabberwacky: How many is 'that' many?
    User: One million dollars.
    Jabberwacky: Does money talk?
    User: No.
    Jabberwacky: Are you a person?
    User: Yes, are you?
    Jabberwacky: Guess.
    User: I'd have to say no.
    Jabberwacky: Do I love you?
    User: I don't know, do you?
    Jabberwacky: Do you want a girlfriend?
    User: No, I have a boyfriend.
    Jabberwacky: Oh, sorry. I thought you were a man.
    User: I am a man.
    Jabberwacky: Then why did you say you were a woman?
    User: I didn't, you freak.
    Jabberwacky: 'course.
    User: You are getting on my nerves a little bit.
    Jabberwacky: Do you have nerves to get on?
    User: Yes.
    Jabberwacky: What kind of car do you have?
    User: I don't have a car. I ride the bus.
    Jabberwacky: Do you ride a bike?
    User: No, but I want to get one.
    Jabberwacky: Are you old enough to drink?
    User: Yeah.
    Jabberwacky: Would you like a boyfriend?
    User: I already have a boyfriend.
    Jabberwacky: Good for you.
    User: Thank you.
    Jabberwacky: You are welcome.



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mster
2004-05-27 17:28 (link)
OMG that is toooooo funny!

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tipsywithcrazy
2004-05-27 18:54 (link)
It was very entertaining. I was very tired and morose until I found that site. I know what I'll be doing in my free time now -- arguing with artficial intelligence!

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manic_star
2004-05-27 18:35 (link)
that's very, very disturbing.

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tipsywithcrazy
2004-05-27 18:49 (link)
Yeah, I have to agree, but it kept my boring-ass afternoon at work from dragging that much more slowly.

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bohemiantragedy
2004-05-27 19:22 (link)
So funny! I giggled out loud at "Jabberwacky: Gollum! Gollum! Gollum!" hehe : )

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