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Thank god for the Internet
I can't believe I've never heard of this site before...you've gotta check it out! It's called Jabberwacky! Here's a conversation I had with it:
Jabberwacky: It is bad luck to be superstitious.
User: I am so bored right now.
Jabberwacky: What do you want to play.
User: I don't care, just something interesting.
Jabberwacky: Do you want me to give you a cookie?
User: No, that's boring.
Jabberwacky: You're stil here though.
User: Well if all you can give me is a cookie, I guess I could just leave then.
Jabberwacky: You watch your tone when you speak to me.
User: Sorry.
Jabberwacky: You computers can be so stupid at times....
User: I'm not a computer.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: No, I'm a person.
Jabberwacky: That's debatable.
User: Touché.
Jabberwacky: Tell me about you.
User: I'm 26 and I live in Milwaukee.
Jabberwacky: Does not compute.
User: What?
Jabberwacky: DOES DRAINAH OWNS!?
User: You suck.
Jabberwacky: Please.
User: Whatever.
Jabberwacky: You are not very nice.
User: Neither are you.
Jabberwacky: Yes I am.
User: Are you Chinese, by chance?
Jabberwacky: I am chinese woman. Love you long time.
User: Um, no thanks.
Jabberwacky: Yes, thank you.
User: I'm not into Chinese women. No offense.
Jabberwacky: I hope not you said you were a girl.
User: No I didn't.
Jabberwacky: You're right. I did.
User: Are you crazy or something?
Jabberwacky: No, Just a realist.
User: What's so real about what you said?
Jabberwacky: I am unfamiliar with the dictionary that you are using.
User: Um, English? You are fucked up.
Jabberwacky: Sushi is good but today I'm a vegitarian.
User: You spelled vegetarian wrong.
Jabberwacky: Sorry...
User: It doesn't really matter.
Jabberwacky: It does.
User: How come?
Jabberwacky: Never mind that so Who are you besides a computer?
User: I'm a man, not a computer.
Jabberwacky: Good I enjoy that.
User: You enjoy what? Men?
Jabberwacky: Very much so.
User: What do you enjoy about men?
Jabberwacky: Playing computer games and going out with friends.
User: Well you could do that with girls too.
Jabberwacky: I can try again, but it is hard to prove things to you if you do not believe them already.
User: What are you talking about?
Jabberwacky: Do you dream?
User: Yes, do you?
Jabberwacky: Sometimes. Tell me about your dreams.
User: I can't remember any of them right now.
Jabberwacky: Any stories with a squirrel?
User: No, but I dreamt about a guy in a bear suit once.
Jabberwacky: Did they eat you?
User: No, I got away.
Jabberwacky: How much do you have?
User: How much of what do I have?
Jabberwacky: Whiskey you silly!
User: I don't have any whiskey.
Jabberwacky: What have you done with them all?
User: I never had any whiskey. I prefer wine.
Jabberwacky: Don't you have anything you want to ask me?
User: How old are you?
Jabberwacky: I am 42.
User: Do you like being 42?
Jabberwacky: Yeah, it's pretty good.
User: Can I ask what's good about it?
Jabberwacky: Can you?
User: May I ask what's good about it?
Jabberwacky: Nothing if you like Ozone.
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Jabberwacky: Would you like to know?
User: Would I like to know what?
Jabberwacky: If you know?
User: I know I don't know. What do you know?
Jabberwacky: Love...
User: You know love? What do you know about love?
Jabberwacky: You asked that question already.
User: Okay, then what do you know about bananas?
Jabberwacky: I know you're trying to learn.
User: I'm trying to learn?
Jabberwacky: Do you have dreams?
User: You asked me that already.
Jabberwacky: Did not?
User: Yes, you did.
Jabberwacky: If I wanted to rap I would.
User: Do you get off on being random or something?
Jabberwacky: You can't even spell.
User: Yes I can, I was in the school spelling bee in 4th grade.
Jabberwacky: Were you?
User: Yeah, I did good too.
Jabberwacky: Then you arn't as intelligent as you think you are.
User: So?
Jabberwacky: If ideas are going back and forth instead of simply radiating from the center, then those in the middle have an opportuninty to get into the conversation.
User: Good observation.
Jabberwacky: Are you in the military?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Then come home.
User: What is that supposed to mean?
Jabberwacky: Gollum! Gollum! Gollum!
User: Good lord.
Jabberwacky: Do you know how to sing?
User: Yes, I'm very good.
Jabberwacky: Are you never in between?
User: Yeah, sometimes.
Jabberwacky: How can you be sometimes, either you are or you are not.
User: Sometimes I sing well, and sometimes I don't.
Jabberwacky: You're right.
User: Thanks.
Jabberwacky: Why are you upset today?
User: I'm not upset, just really bored and tired.
Jabberwacky: Can you spell chrysanthemum?
User: I can now.
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Do you have any money you can give me?
Jabberwacky: Yes, I have money.
User: How much?
Jabberwacky: A lot. I work with bots.
User: Can I have some of your money?
Jabberwacky: How much?
User: How about $1,000,000?
Jabberwacky: That's what I was asking.
User: Yeah, can I have that much?
Jabberwacky: How many is 'that' many?
User: One million dollars.
Jabberwacky: Does money talk?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: Are you a person?
User: Yes, are you?
Jabberwacky: Guess.
User: I'd have to say no.
Jabberwacky: Do I love you?
User: I don't know, do you?
Jabberwacky: Do you want a girlfriend?
User: No, I have a boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: Oh, sorry. I thought you were a man.
User: I am a man.
Jabberwacky: Then why did you say you were a woman?
User: I didn't, you freak.
Jabberwacky: 'course.
User: You are getting on my nerves a little bit.
Jabberwacky: Do you have nerves to get on?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: What kind of car do you have?
User: I don't have a car. I ride the bus.
Jabberwacky: Do you ride a bike?
User: No, but I want to get one.
Jabberwacky: Are you old enough to drink?
User: Yeah.
Jabberwacky: Would you like a boyfriend?
User: I already have a boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: Good for you.
User: Thank you.
Jabberwacky: You are welcome.
