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The Shady Bacon (theshadybacon) wrote,
@ 2003-09-05 22:55:00
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    Current mood: accomplished
    Current music:Not An Addict - K's Choice

    "We'll just tell your mother...that we ate it all...?"
    Okay, well in the Pentagon we all like to do "Who's Who" type stuff with a variety of movies, comic book characters, tv shows, etc. Andymac and myself have been talking and realizing that we are starting to forget some of the ones we have done in the past. Since Andy posted our Brat Pack results I decided that it is a good idea to post them so we can always remember and so other people can see and maybe get a little laugh or insight into our strange minds. Anyways, here is who we would all be in American Pie:

    Brewster: Stiffler - Come on, this one just works very well. Andy and me unanimously agreed on this within seconds, and we usually are pretty damn accurate and good with all of this stuff. This fits very very well, trust us.

    Marc: Kevin - This also fits. Kevin is like the one who sets it all in motion and it is his plan and he is the one who seems to be the "go-to" guy in the group, he's the one who can offer support to all of the others in his own way. That is Marc, no questions.

    GB: Oz - The guy who is built like a house who likes to sing and wants a meaningful relationship with a girl over sex? This one fits GB...LIKE A GLLLLOOOOOVE! (Obscure Ace Ventura joke)

    Andy: Finch - Finch is the eccentric guy who is uber-cool despite the fact that he sometimnes seems a bit weird, and he always has something completely hilarious to say. Andy is definitely the man, and he always has something absolutely hilarious to say. Minus the slight strangeness, Andy is Finch, no question about it.

    Chelle: Jessica - This is Natasha Lyonne's character. Not only do they have virtually the same hair color, but they also have very similar attitudes. This character just made me think of Chelle for some reason, and GB saw it too. We usually keep the "Who's Who" strictly to Pentagon members unless there are people we can clearly identify with other people we know, and this is one of those instances, partly cuz Chelle rocks.

    Me: Jim - This was a certainty on an almost cosmic scale. Why? Because when embarrassing stuff happens it always happens to me. If I was whacking it to scrambled porn then somebody would surely walk in (thus, Shady Bacon does not make self whoopie to scrambled cable porn). Some type of superglue accident would happen to me, I would get caught dancing half naked on a web cam, I would somehow get caught fucking a pie (although I would never do that.....seriously.....I'm not kidding.....stop laughing!), and yet to balance it out I would somehow get two hot girls who like me a lot (well, that wouldn't really happen in my life, but there would be some form of restitution to make up for all the shit I have gone through). yes, I do get laughed at a lot, but I like to think I play a kinda important part in stuff going on in the Pentagon. Whether that is something I think so I feel better or not is up to you, but that is besides the point right now. Whether I like it or not, I am Jim, and that is that.

    I'll try to do some more of these, and write some more normal updates soon, Ta ta folks

    --The Shady Bacon



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