Unwoven Truth Members Unveiled
It's early in the afternoon and I sit here at this year-old laptop typing away, trying to gather the remnants of two days before where I got the ample opportunity to observe the community at the best spot. Front row and center. I'm relieved to know that I've been somewhat accepted into the social whirl with the exception of Janie Russell who seems to harbor a sort of phobia against reporters, though I'm not quite sure if I can convince her that not all reporters are made from the same shed of skin.
Although my colleague, Grace, seems to confirm what most reporters are. This reporter prays that everyone realizes that although we work on the same team, Grace and I are not the same. Granted as a first article, she seems to have struck a few nerves with her harsh criticism over pop singer, Jessica Simpson, I reassure you that I will not be making articles quite that blunt. Sadly, I cannot control what she has to say. After all, it is well known that the best writers are those free to speak their minds. But I do apologize for the feelings possibly hurt over it.
To get onto the latest on-dits, as I have mentioned in the first paragraph of this article, I was able to meet quite a few members of Unwoven Truth. I was not ignoring everyone although I was quiet, I was infact observing everyone and how well they got along with each other. I have come to find that while members do get into disagreements, everyone is quite close with another.
We all need a little 'Faith'
To my delight, I came face to face with the sweetheart of the community's soul; five-year old Faith Lauren Bass-Chasez. Although not a celebrity like most people, she is quite an enigma, causing quite a stir whenever she opened her darling mouth. Whether it be repeating a naughty word said, or merely bursting into song. And what a voice it is! I watched with open-mouth amusement as she sang songs that most children her age never knew and sang and danced with a seemingly favorite kids' songs from the Disney channel singing group, The Wiggles. Although I was scheduled to have an interview with her yesterday, I was not able to make it so hopefully today, I will be able to do it. I'm quite eager to hear what she says. You never quite know what will come out of childrens' mouths these days.
As long as we're on the subject of Faith Lauren, it is safe to speak about her parents, Lance Bass and JC Chasez, both members of the popular singing pop group, N'SYNC. Intrigued, I have discovered that while the two were engaged, they came to adopt the little girl after she was found abandoned at a nearby park. There was a mini dispute between the two fellas, Eliza Dushku, and Jessica Simpson, but at the end, the little girl ended up right where she belonged in the first place. In the arms of her two very loving fathers.
Marriages Are Sacred
As the title is called, marriages are sacred. The union of two souls merged into one is something that ought to not be missed. Regretfully, I had missed a few of these unions in matrimonies, but while I have time, I have come to congratulate those in question.
Married
- Lance Bass and JC Chasez
- Pierre Bouvier and Chuck Comeau
- Ashton Kutcher and Jennie Garth
- Benji Madden and Brody Armstrong
- Mandy Moore and Joel Madden
- Justin Timberlake and Trace
- Willa Ford and Chris Kirkpatrick
Engaged (Congratulations!)
- Erika Christensen and Tony Lovato
Christina Aguilera and Orlando Bloom
- Janie Russell and Chris Carrabba
- Sarah Madden and Christian___ (unknown fellow)
Best wishes and so many congratulations go out to these lovely couples. The reporters here at The Times are indeed very happy that you've found those of whom you're quite ready to spend your lifetime with.
The Stork Dropped By
By the title of this certain area of the newspaper, it's time to speak about... you guessed it. Babies! They're everywhere nowadays! This reporter is quite happy to announce (as if you didn't know) that quite a number of these happy couples now have babies or have babies on the way.
Pop princess and actress, Mandy Moore and lead singer of punk band Good Charlotte, Joel Madden are blessed with two darling twin boys, Daniel and Trent while Madden's twin brother, Benji Madden and wife, Brody Armstrong have their own bundle of joy, Nathan. This Madden family is quite large, if I do say so myself.
And while I have already mentioned Faith Lauren, Jennie Garth and Ashton Kutcher are proud mommy and daddy to two very beautiful girls, Luca and Lola. And a very new edition to the Kirkpatrick family, Lily and Christopher are the children of proud parents Chris Kirkpatrick and Willa Ford.
And this reporter extends her congratulations to engaged couple Tony Lovato and Erika Christensen, whom have announced the very happy news that a baby is on the way!
And while we are on the subject of babies, it seems that Evanescence's leading lady Amy Lee may soon very well be (hopefully!) the new mommy of a young girl, found on the doorstep of Bass and Chasez's LA home when little Faith happened to look out and discovered the little bundle sitting there with a note attached. No further news have been extricated about this amazing tale. But I will most definitely try to keep you updated.
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This is all I have to report on for now although I would like to keep continuing; a reporter's work is never quite finished. But I will save the rest for later seeing as how this has grown quite longer than I had anticipated. Any sort of feedback or questions are highly appreciated.
Interviews go as followed (currently):
Faith Lauren Bass-Chasez
Chris Kirkpatrick
Matt Lovato
Lance Bass
Tony Lovato
Gwen Stefani
Erin Miller
Lena from TATU
Chris Carrabba
If there any members who would like an interview, or if I have interviewed you and would like to be interviewed again, don't hesitate to ask. On the chance that I approach you myself and ask for an interview, it will be my highest hope that you will grant me one. Have a nice day. A nice day indeed.
Also, to end this on an even happier note... Happy Belated Birthday, Mrs. Brody Madden!
Report by: Shauna H.
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