Stufu (stufu) wrote, @ 2003-07-01 06:14:00

Current mood:	Goin where the cold wind blows
Current music:	"Where Did You Sleep Last Night?"

"Dan is bad... We don't like Dan."
Yes, Jade did a very good job of describing my newly created inner evil that scorns only one: Me. Previously known as 'irrational bastard', I decided to name him Dan, after a line in the Seinfeld episode Male Unbonding where Elaine suggests an excuse: 'How about: "You've been diagnosed as a multiple personality, you're not even you, you're Dan."' In the same conversation, Jade told me that I watch too much Seinfeld. Ah well, I like the idea of having a purgeable, asphyxiatable, disembowelable, decapatable, decollateable, decimateable, disintegrateable, dismantleable, dissectable, deterioratable, executeable, tormentable, mutilateable, annihilatable, combustable, eradicatable, excreteable, excommunicatable, self-destructable, sautéable, possibly edible, blightable, smiteable, malleable, terminateable, electrocutable, reapable, flammable, severable, terminateable, floggable, punishable, demolishable, condemable, pillageable, ravageable, devastatable, assaultable, deposable, deformable,incapacitatable, rupturable, explodable, fissureable, sunderable, harrowable,degradable, denouncable, carbonizeable, suffocateable, degeneratable, dispisable character to be the source of all my problems. I can blame Dan. After all, it usually is his fault anyway. But I do not mean this in a schistophrenic manner, Dan does not speak in monotone, he really doesn't speak at all, we just exchange thoughts and he fucks with me, that's all. What an asshole.
Please, don't mind me, I'm insane.

	jd_starcat 2003-07-01 08:53 (link)
	Umm.... yeah.. ok. Dan is bad.. real bad. And you do watch too much Seinfeld. But I don't think you're insane. Not really anyway.. >.>;; (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: stufu 2003-07-01 08:53 (link)
	But you remind me of such daily... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blissy 2003-07-01 10:30 (link)
	The.. The person-thingie up there with the icon that looks like someone vomited purple.. E_E.. SHE LIEEES. You're insane! But insane is good. I like insane people. Cause I'm a mildly insane person m'self. :: glomps and cuddles. :: ^____^ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-07-03 00:18 (link)
	:: Gropes Bliss. :: Heheh, Dan... Dan's from Street Fighter... He wears a pink gi. Your split personality's gay... Whoa! Naked chick on TV! Got to go! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: stufu 2003-07-03 04:40 (link)
	Cool... He's gay! Take that, Dan, ya bastard!!! While he may or may not be my split personality, I do not support nor condone the thoughts or actions thought or acted by Dan, despite specifically saying that I condone his thoughts and actions throughout this entry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)