Stufu (stufu) wrote, @ 2003-06-25 23:47:00

Current mood:

That was crappiest rant ever

Oh shit! I gotta 13 minutes to formulate a rant!!!
Okay, with the aid of Bliss for reminding me to rant, I've kept my word! Ranting 'Next Wednesday'! Hey, would that be considered part of the rant? Or how 'bout that? Ah, well, before we end up in an endless spiral of wonder as toward what qualifies as a part of a rant, I must say: Do you have any idea how hard it is to type with an ice cream cone in one hand? Ah, I'm sure most of you do... Fatasses... Hahaha... And I was gonna rant about the fact that no one comments, but Jadie commented, that rantation material theif! Ah well, I've got other stuff like... The fact that... Ummm... Fuck, eight minutes! I'd already been typing for five minutes? Fuck, I am a slow typist, and these IMs aren't help me!!! AIM!! Freeze!!! Fun, I'm talking to inanimate objects... No, it's not even an object!!! What *is* AIM? Other than a program I mean, is it a digital entity? A massage therapist? Perhaps the very essence of communication! The world may never know. Four minutes. Oh my. Oh, wait, that's six minutes. Fuck, I can't add or subtract. Oh hey, Inu-Yasha's over, that's just about the only part of it I saw... Yep.. Five minutes... Wait, now I just realized I'd have to post *before* midnight, not AT midnight... Three minutes. And I realized I can simply rant about time!! Time doesn't fly when you're having fun... That's all a lie... Time... Is an ass, it never passes when you want it to, and to use another well-hated analogy, time willfly when pigs fly. Yeah... And analogy has 'anal' in it... Wheeheehee... Not that I care... Really... ... ... Fuck you. I dunno what else to say anymore! Time's ticking away, and I feel like there's a bomb, and somehow typing lotsa bullshit will cause it to stop... One minute. Ah, red wire or blue wire?! FISSION MAILED!! AH!!!

	blissy 2003-06-26 01:09 (link)
	You're welcome. And I am not a fatass. In fact, I don't even really HAVE an ass. Because I'm so damn skinny and shit. I eat all the time, and end up losing five pounds! o_o; Which wouldn't be a bad thing if I weren't already underweight, so now I'm more underweight, and it fucking sucks.. Except for the fact that I look so good. :D;; Lol. I'm going away now. ^_^ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: stufu 2003-06-26 01:10 (link)
	... Dammit, THAT little rant right there beat mine, you bitch!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blissy 2003-06-26 01:15 (link)
	No one can rant better than I. I am the Queen of Ranting. :: evil laughter. :: (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: stufu 2003-06-26 01:16 (link)
	Hmph. Forced rantings are always harder! I held a gun to my own head, you know? -.-;; (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blissy 2003-06-26 01:34 (link)
	.. I've never had to try to force myself to rant. It comes naturally.. I'm not quite sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: stufu 2003-06-26 01:38 (link)
	... And you insulting my ability to rant? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-06-26 04:39 (link)
	Haha, Stufu got insulted... Freaky eyes are fun to look at. Why do you think they make those eyes move, but none of the other little image things move? They should... The skull and crossbones could spew flames and the little green face could be happy, then have it's face change. It'd be cool. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: stufu 2003-06-26 04:41 (link)
	Will you both stop that before I rant about killing you both with rusty hooked weapons then gouging my own eyes out with a corkscrew? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	What the hell are you on?! jd_starcat 2003-06-26 05:52 (link)
	Yeah, you're weird.. You disturb me sometimes, you know that? And I am not a rantation material theif.. or whatever! Now go comment on my journal before I hurt you very badly. There will be pain! Lots of pain! *huggles* (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: What the hell are you on?! stufu 2003-06-26 05:54 (link)
	... Oh yeah, THAT'S what I was JUST going to do!!! Those eyes are shifting to fast... I'd get dizzy and *accidently* kill everyone... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: What the hell are you on?! (Anonymous) 2003-06-26 06:44 (link)
	You don't end threats with huggles, do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)