Silly little story from my mom.......
My mom cracks me up! Here's the e-mail she sent me last night:
GUESS WHAT!!!!!! I was sitting on the stool playing my trivia game and i heard this noise out off the deck like something was tearing open plastic bags and I thought god dammit there's something ripping into the garbage on our deck so i looked out the window and didn't see anything so I turned on the outside light. And still nothing. so I thought maybe the neighbor with the cough ya know, the downstairs smokers hacker was tearing things up like papers or something cuz she's weird like whoa and i heard her bitching outside earlier too but anyway the noise just didn't stop and it wasn't on our deck, so i ignored it for a little while and went back to playing trivia and i'm #8 now by the way, and then I start hearing it again, so i called brian and said come here bub there's something tearing up garbage, and then i thought it was downstairs until......garbage started falling onto the rail on our deck!! IT WAS SOOOOOOO NASTY! So me and bub thought it was a crow or something and he grabbed the broom and i smacked the deck upstairs and broke the broom and still more garbage kept right on falling so i thought ok the chik upstairs is mad crazy like whoa and we went inside. a few minutes later brian looks out the window and there's this fucking raccoon sitting the railing by the bbq staring at us and i thought holy cow he's gonna victimize us next so I grabbed bubs bbgun and brian freaked out and said dont go out there mom it will attack you so i thought i would shoot at it thru the screen but decided that was a bad idea cuz i have really bad aim and i might shoot the window or bubba for that matter. then as we were kinda freaking out it climbed down the side of the decks and scampered away like a thief in the night.. and that's the end.
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On another note, I wanna go to Yellowcard AND Fallout boy tonight....I'm not going :( SAD!
But oh well, I'll deal, I'm at Carissa's right now and we are going shopping with her mom. WEEEE!
And then later tonight I am going to Katie's and we are throwing a mini EXTRAVAGANZA!!! WEEEEE AGAIN!
Well we are outta here! :)
AND LEAVE ME MESSAGES DAMNIT!
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 | <3 Nicole 
(Anonymous)
2003-11-12 01:41
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Your mom rocks. I'm glad she didn't shoot it tho, taht would have made me cry... Also, inform your mom that it's now "like oh". hee hee. (Reply to this) (Thread) |
| LINDSAY! whos hot like WHOA like tara.
(Anonymous)
2003-11-14 18:19
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Man! Your mom cracks me up!!!! I was laughing so hard reading it thinking....it sounded like something I would write. haha.
How old is she?
<3 ya, Lindsay(Reply to this) (Thread) |
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 butterflygarden
2003-11-14 19:41
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ok just so everyone knows i am not typically as dorky as my email to tara makes me out to be (ok yes i am) and i intentionally wrote it to sound dorky, and i cracked myself up writing it, i seriously had tears in my eyes i was laughing so hard, but anyway i hope you enjoyed my story.... i have more!!
and lindsey....i'm an immature 37.....AND PROUD OF IT DAMMIT !!! :-)(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
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(Anonymous)
2003-11-16 07:11
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haha! I had tears (almost) in my eyes as well when I was reading it!
Thats a great story!
And being immature is awesome! Go Taras mom! *high five*
haha.
~Lindsay (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
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