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Stodgiest Cow (stodgiestcow) wrote,
@ 2004-06-10 21:28:00
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    What makes you laugh?:Carry on films :)
    Who is your hero?:Kevin Ronson
    Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?:Luke
    How many pairs of shoes do you own?:12? i think, not counted
    Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?:The sock market exchange like on Arthur
    Who do you blame for your mood today?:Luke, in a good way :)
    If the Internet were sex... I would:be a nymphomaniac
    Have you ever seen a dead body?:yes, my fathers
    What is something scientists need to invent?:teleportation
    What should we do with stupid people?:ban them from reproducing, especially at a young age
    Have you ever broken a bone?:no
    Do you watch local news? Why?:only when its on in the background, chances are i'm not watching
    What happens after you die?:I get burnt or i decay
    How big is your bed? Big enough?:Its a double, so yeah :)
    How long do you think you will live?:No idea :)

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somerandomname
2004-06-14 16:23 (link)
What makes you laugh?: Darwin striking at the world, + normal humour things.
Who is your hero?: Erm... dunno really, don't have a hero so much...
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?: I don't want to be tied to ANYONE for 24 hours, geez, rope burn or what?
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: 2. I don't own ovaries.
Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?: You know all those alternate dimensions? Theres mirror worlds, a universe entirely of shrimp and so on? Yeah, well, go look up 'Left Sock Dimension'.
Who do you blame for your mood today?: My moods pretty normal, really.
If the Internet were sex... I would: be motherfucking Casanova. (Come to think of it, Casanova was literally a motherfucker, wasn't he... topic for research.)
Have you ever seen a dead body?: No
What is something scientists need to invent?: A mechanical monstrosity that will destroy all life. Possibly with mecha-tentacles. And laser beam eyes.
What should we do with stupid people?: State-enforced sterilization.
Have you ever broken a bone?: A toe.
Do you watch local news? Why?: I watch non-local news, nothing interesting is local.
What happens after you die?: I arise as a zombie.
How big is your bed? Big enough?: Double, and not if i'm going for those casanova style orgies (minus the incest)
How long do you think you will live?: Long enough to see that I invent aforementioned mechanical monstrosity.

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