Dear Students of Glasgow University
A few points to remember:- If I tell you to hang up your phone or take it outside I do not mean hold it by your side until you are 5 feet further away, and still in plain sight, before talking loudly into it again.
- University education is about improving your mind, this includes learning to be able to think for yourself. I am not your mother and will not look after you as if I was.
- Eating what is akin to a four course meal in a library isn't really on now is it?
- Neither is heavy petting (or at the extreme, having sex in the Celtic section), listening to a radio or stashing piles of books in a different section.
- If you act like you're stupid, I'll treat you like you're stupid, not offer to break library regulations for you.
- I also will not break regulations for you if you: try to get on my good side by chatting me up; act pathetic; give me a crappy sob story; act like an arse; or actually at all.....
- I am not an idiot. Treating me like one is not helping your case.
- Asking me questions with blatantly obvious answers will irritate me to point where I might start making things up.
- If you don't know what type of degree you're getting when you're four weeks from graduation you don't deserve one.
Yours disappointedly,
Sharon
*sigh*
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 callie_demeter
2006-05-16 11:16
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Neither is heavy petting (or at the extreme, having sex in the Celtic section), listening to a radio or stashing piles of books in a different section.
:O really? I could imagine people heavy petting, but actually having sex?
How's that joke slogan go again - something like "Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either." Either that, or "Well if you don't know [your name/degree type/basic information/species], I can't help you."
I forget - do you like Scrubs? You could just start channeling Dr. Cox... [evil](Reply to this) (Thread) |
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