the one where i realize petco sold me the wrong gender
so my mother wants my hamsters to breed. sure. why not. well i have a male, which i named Georgio, who was always, twitchy. like he was in the vietnam war or something. and i have a female, Lola. my first hamster. she's so sweet, and never bites. well i put Lola in Georgio's cage (common way to mate hamsters), and Lola froze (common act). she held her ass up high to have georgio impregnate her. but all georgio did was..sniff. see, female hamsters freeze when in "heat". so georgio just licked. and licked. weird. then lola moved, and georgio froze. georgio, was a female. aka, georgia.....I HAVE LESBIAN HAMSTERS
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