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42 Reasons
I'm bored... really bored. I received a new magazine in the mail today called Gamestate. It appears to be the first issue of a new game developer industry magazine. It's rather nice that because of past work, I no longer have to pay for these types of subscriptions.
At any rate, I've been bored. So I've decided to compile a list of reasons of why I should be dated by females of the human species. You didn't believe me when I said I was bored did you? Hmm 1pm... definatly past my bedtime.
1. If you let me take you to dinner, you get free food.
2. I give good back rubs.
3. I'm a good listener.
4. It's more fun than hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
5. I have my own razor (actually 3).
6. I have never broken into a bear's home and eaten all his porridge.
7. I have no communicable diseases.
8. You might actually enjoy it.
9. I am persistent.
10. As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing.
11. I can usually eat spaghetti without getting sauce on my shirt.
12. I have never pulled the football away from Charlie Brown
13. I only tie women up and spank them when they ask me to.
14. I can, at the touch of a button, have a pizza delivered to me in 30 minutes or less.
15. I give foot rubs when asked.
16. I have never locked myself in a car.
17. I am an accomplished TV-avoider.
18. I seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects.
19. I feel that reading a good book is an excellent way to spend time.
20. I change my toothbrush when the blue color-bristles go away.
21. I feel that a relationship can exist without sex if it needs to.
22. I'm not *that* much of an eyesore.
23. I take a bath at least once a day.
24. I have not been proven to cause holes in the ozone Layer.
25. I'm housebroken.
26. I have never hit a silver-medallist in the knee with a club.
27. I am usually able to find Waldo.
28. I am heterosexual.
29. I have never committed a violent crime.
30. My teddy bear wants to meet you.
31. I believe the rabbit should be given some Trix.
32. Nobody can heat up a TV dinner better than I can.
33. I don't use "pet names" for body parts.
34. There is a refreshing absence of monsters under my bed lately.
35. I promise to spend very little of our time together staring at other women.
36. I understand the difference between their, there, and they're.
37. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
38. I'll supply the chocolate chip cookies.
39. I have gotten to the Tootsie-roll center of a Tootsie-Pop without biting.
40. I'm no worse than most other men, and maybe better than some.
41. It would make me smile.
42. It might make her smile too.
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