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Spiral Downs (spiraldown) wrote,
@ 2003-03-17 12:54:00
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    Current mood:amused
    Current music:PPK - 21 Century

    42 Reasons
    I'm bored... really bored. I received a new magazine in the mail today called Gamestate. It appears to be the first issue of a new game developer industry magazine. It's rather nice that because of past work, I no longer have to pay for these types of subscriptions.

    At any rate, I've been bored. So I've decided to compile a list of reasons of why I should be dated by females of the human species. You didn't believe me when I said I was bored did you? Hmm 1pm... definatly past my bedtime.


    1. If you let me take you to dinner, you get free food.
    2. I give good back rubs.
    3. I'm a good listener.
    4. It's more fun than hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
    5. I have my own razor (actually 3).
    6. I have never broken into a bear's home and eaten all his porridge.
    7. I have no communicable diseases.
    8. You might actually enjoy it.
    9. I am persistent.
    10. As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing.
    11. I can usually eat spaghetti without getting sauce on my shirt.
    12. I have never pulled the football away from Charlie Brown
    13. I only tie women up and spank them when they ask me to.
    14. I can, at the touch of a button, have a pizza delivered to me in 30 minutes or less.
    15. I give foot rubs when asked.
    16. I have never locked myself in a car.
    17. I am an accomplished TV-avoider.
    18. I seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects.
    19. I feel that reading a good book is an excellent way to spend time.
    20. I change my toothbrush when the blue color-bristles go away.
    21. I feel that a relationship can exist without sex if it needs to.
    22. I'm not *that* much of an eyesore.
    23. I take a bath at least once a day.
    24. I have not been proven to cause holes in the ozone Layer.
    25. I'm housebroken.
    26. I have never hit a silver-medallist in the knee with a club.
    27. I am usually able to find Waldo.
    28. I am heterosexual.
    29. I have never committed a violent crime.
    30. My teddy bear wants to meet you.
    31. I believe the rabbit should be given some Trix.
    32. Nobody can heat up a TV dinner better than I can.
    33. I don't use "pet names" for body parts.
    34. There is a refreshing absence of monsters under my bed lately.
    35. I promise to spend very little of our time together staring at other women.
    36. I understand the difference between their, there, and they're.
    37. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
    38. I'll supply the chocolate chip cookies.
    39. I have gotten to the Tootsie-roll center of a Tootsie-Pop without biting.
    40. I'm no worse than most other men, and maybe better than some.
    41. It would make me smile.
    42. It might make her smile too.



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sheep4859
2003-03-17 23:20 (link)
I must be a grammar geek, for your knowledge of their, there, and they're makes you sound like quite a catch to me.

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aha !
manic_degrees
2003-03-18 22:48 (link)
wow. i am impressed =)

[& i added you, because....well....i wanted to.]

hullo.

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01
2003-03-24 07:26 (link)
you sound perfect.

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