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Spiral Downs (spiraldown) wrote,
@ 2003-02-10 15:34:00
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    Current mood:discontent
    Current music:Fiji Atlantis vs Avatar

    Stupid people of the world unite!
    I'm entirely fed up with stupid, ignorant people. I can't goto the convenience store without running into herds of them, they are everywhere. The space program in the US has been floundering, they're are very few good sceince programs concerning our expeditions into space. (Atleast with the shuttle program) So why not put those tax dollars to better use. I propose building a massive rocket, loading all people with IQ's below 110 onto it and blasting it towards the sun. Of course that would be too expensive, so lets convert all those ICBM's into one way tickets to the stars instead. While we're at it, lets throw any liscensed driver over 80 on them too just for good measure.

    With all our advances through time, I can promise you never have their been so many stupid people alive as there are today. Maybe I'm an asshole for saying this, but nature backs me up here. If an animal isin't smart enough or can't keep up with the pack, its game over. Today we spend too much time protecting these people. It's time to start thinning the herd again.

    If you don't realize the coffee is hot by all the steam rising, don't complain when you get burned. My wood chipper has a warning on it that says, "Do not operate on the roof of any home, or building". Maybe wood isin't the only thing we should be feeding into this machine. Why do we need to teach people how to buckle their seatbelt on a airplane? If your not smart enough to figure out how to do it yourself, then you probably shouldn't survive the crash anyway.

    Harsh? Maybe, but the world has been evolving this way for over a billion years. Who are we to say otherwise? Ohh right.. the stupid people.



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Yet anther burn to the human race.
black_velvet
2003-02-10 21:22 (link)
So insightful, so impassioned, so.... sarcastic.

*smirks* The bitterness is strong in this one.

RAVEn

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spiraldown
2003-02-14 06:07 (link)
Thanks for the comments, appreciate it. I thought of coming up with some form of anti-stupidity slogan, but most of them are well... stupid. :) On the bright side, atleast I didn't try to hug any killer whales today.

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