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Kristen (sparklypenguin) wrote,
@ 2004-03-20 20:40:00
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    Stolen from mellyttu06
    Mark "X" on the ones that are true.

    (_) I never have been drunk
    (_) I never have smoked pot
    (_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
    (_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
    (X) I never crashed a friend's car
    (X) I never have been to Japan
    (X) I never have ridden in a taxi
    (X) I never had anal sex
    (_) I never have been in love
    (_) I never had sex
    (_) I never have had sex in public (in a car on the side of the road, does that count?)
    (_) I never have been dumped
    (_) I never shoplifted
    (X I never have been fired
    (X) I never have been in a fistfight
    (X) I never had a threesome
    (_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
    (X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
    (X) I never have been caught masturbating
    (_) I never pissed on myself (as a baby we all did)
    (X) I never pissed on someone else (Jellyfish stings)
    (X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
    (_) I never have been arrested
    (_) I never made out with a stranger
    (_) I never stole something from my job (minor things--fries, etc)
    (X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
    (_) I never went on a blind date
    (_) I never lied to a friend
    (X) I never had a crush on a teacher
    (X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
    (X) I never have been to Europe
    (_) I never skipped school
    (_) I never slept with a co-worker (have slept in the same bed as one...and also Erick and I after I stopped working there)
    (_) I never cut myself on purpose
    (X) I never had sex at the office
    (X) I've never been married
    (X) I've never been divorced
    (X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
    (_) I never have posed nude
    (_) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
    (_) I never cheated on my significant other (when I was a freshman in hs..that barely counts)
    (X) I never had sex with my boss
    (X) I never have eaten snake meat
    (X) I never jumped out of an airplane
    (X) I have never been to a nudist event
    (X) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
    (_) I never have ridden an elephant - the zoo
    (_) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time
    (_) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom - safety first
    (X) I never have smoked weed out of a beer can
    (X) I never left someone at the altar
    (X) I've never stalked someone
    (X) I never tried to blind someone
    (X) I have never stripped someone against their will and thrown them out into public
    (_) I've never done a substance stronger than alchohol or weed (acid once)
    (X) I've never killed an animal or person on purpose (do bugs count...if so, yes)
    (X) I've never had phone sex

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