Kristen (sparklypenguin) wrote, @ 2004-03-20 20:40:00

Stolen from mellyttu06
Mark "X" on the ones that are true.

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(X) I never have ridden in a taxi
(X) I never had anal sex
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never had sex
(_) I never have had sex in public (in a car on the side of the road, does that count?)
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(X I never have been fired
(X) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(X) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself (as a baby we all did)
(X) I never pissed on someone else (Jellyfish stings)
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job (minor things--fries, etc)
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(X) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(_) I never slept with a co-worker (have slept in the same bed as one...and also Erick and I after I stopped working there)
(_) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
(X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(_) I never have posed nude
(_) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) I never cheated on my significant other (when I was a freshman in hs..that barely counts)
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(X) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(_) I never have ridden an elephant - the zoo
(_) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time
(_) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom - safety first
(X) I never have smoked weed out of a beer can
(X) I never left someone at the altar
(X) I've never stalked someone
(X) I never tried to blind someone
(X) I have never stripped someone against their will and thrown them out into public
(_) I've never done a substance stronger than alchohol or weed (acid once)
(X) I've never killed an animal or person on purpose (do bugs count...if so, yes)
(X) I've never had phone sex