soz (soz) wrote, @ 2003-03-21 11:15:00

Current mood:	calm
Current music:	Tum Bin-Tum Bin

PULKIT:) :D ;D



Life is unfair. But that's for everyone, so I guess life is fair!


Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
WITHOUT cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how
long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one
hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant
with one hand.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.

Q.Why it is impossible to send a telegram to
Washington today ?
A: Because he is dead.

Q.What often falls but never gets hurt ?
A: Rain

Q.What is that no man ever saw which never was but
always will
be
?
A: TOMORROW

Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
A: AGE.

Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A: Because it has its own scales.

Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg ?
A: Because it is too tyred.

Page 1 of 7 << [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] >>

	khushee 2003-03-21 01:49 (link)
	Lol.. :o) I like these kinds of things :o) Have a great weekend! (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - soz, 2003-03-21 07:00:05

	ferzana 2003-03-21 08:38 (link)
	This made me really laugh. Great post. Have a great wkend. Take care. (Reply to this) (Thread)

(no subject) - soz, 2003-03-21 08:48:59

Re: - ferzana, 2003-03-21 08:50:40

	hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-02 09:41 (link)
	| Buy soma online. Buy paxil. | http://www.totalvideogames.com/blog/bso/ http://www.weblog.ro/mypaxilblog/ | [link=http://www.totalvideogames.com/blog/bso/]Buy soma online[/link] [link=http://www.weblog.ro/mypaxilblog/]Buy paxil[/link] | [url=http://www.totalvideogames.com/blog/bso/]Buy soma online[/url]. [url=http://www.weblog.ro/mypaxilblog/]Buy paxil[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-12 15:14 (link)

| Free ringtones. Buy tramadol. Buy cigarettes. | http://www.weblog.ro/fring/ http://tramadolbuy.forumup.com/ http://buycigarette.bravehost.com/ | [link=http://www.weblog.ro/fring/]Free ringtones[/link] [link=http://tramadolbuy.forumup.com/]Buy tramadol[/link] [link=http://buycigarette.bravehost.com/]Buy cigarettes[/link] | [url=http://www.weblog.ro/fring/]Free ringtones[/url]. [url=http://tramadolbuy.forumup.com/]Buy tramadol[/url]. [url=http://buycigarette.bravehost.com/]Buy cigarettes[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-13 00:23 (link)

| Discount cruises. Cheap cruises. Free ringtone. Mp3 ringtones. | http://ogy.to.pl/dg/Discount_cruises.html http://ogy.to.pl/dg/Cheap_cruises.html http://getrf.to.pl/dg/ http://getrf.to.pl/dg/Mp3_ringtones.html | [link=http://ogy.to.pl/dg/Discount_cruises.html]Discount cruises[/link] [link=http://ogy.to.pl/dg/Cheap_cruises.html]Cheap cruises[/link] [link=http://getrf.to.pl/dg/]Free ringtone[/link] [link=http://getrf.to.pl/dg/Mp3_ringtones.html]Mp3 ringtones[/link] | [url=http://ogy.to.pl/dg/Discount_cruises.html]Discount cruises[/url]. [url=http://ogy.to.pl/dg/Cheap_cruises.html]Cheap cruises[/url]. [url=http://getrf.to.pl/dg/]Free ringtone[/url]. [url=http://getrf.to.pl/dg/Mp3_ringtones.html]Mp3 ringtones[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-13 14:46 (link)

| Cheap cruises. Cruises. Ringtones. Free ringtone. | http://trfh.to.pl/dg/Cheap_cruise.html http://trfh.to.pl/dg/Cruises.html http://fring.to.pl/dg/ http://fring.to.pl/dg/Free_ringtone.html | [link=http://trfh.to.pl/dg/Cheap_cruise.html]Cheap cruises[/link] [link=http://trfh.to.pl/dg/Cruises.html]Cruises[/link] [link=http://fring.to.pl/dg/]Ringtones[/link] [link=http://fring.to.pl/dg/Free_ringtone.html]Free ringtone[/link] | [url=http://trfh.to.pl/dg/Cheap_cruise.html]Cheap cruises[/url]. [url=http://trfh.to.pl/dg/Cruises.html]Cruises[/url]. [url=http://fring.to.pl/dg/]Ringtones[/url]. [url=http://fring.to.pl/dg/Free_ringtone.html]Free ringtone[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-14 13:15 (link)
	cartoon picture sex cartoon sex video cartoon sex cartoon disney sex cartoon movie sex cartoon free sex (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-15 16:02 (link)

| Buy cigarette. Cheap cigarette. Wallpaper. Desktop wallpaper. | http://pharm.forever.kz/cigarette/Buy_cigarette.html http://pharm.forever.kz/cigarette/Cheap_cigarette.html http://pharm.forever.kz/wallpaper/ http://pharm.forever.kz/wallpaper/Desktop_wallpaper.html | [link=http://pharm.forever.kz/cigarette/Buy_cigarette.html]Buy cigarette[/link] [link=http://pharm.forever.kz/cigarette/Cheap_cigarette.html]Cheap cigarette[/link] [link=http://pharm.forever.kz/wallpaper/]Wallpaper[/link] [link=http://pharm.forever.kz/wallpaper/Desktop_wallpaper.html]Desktop wallpaper[/link] | [url=http://pharm.forever.kz/cigarette/Buy_cigarette.html]Buy cigarette[/url]. [url=http://pharm.forever.kz/cigarette/Cheap_cigarette.html]Cheap cigarette[/url]. [url=http://pharm.forever.kz/wallpaper/]Wallpaper[/url]. [url=http://pharm.forever.kz/wallpaper/Desktop_wallpaper.html]Desktop wallpaper[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-16 07:11 (link)
	rape comics rape comixxx raped in space comix rape xxx books raped britney gary roberts raped jasmin rape torture comics rape pictures by hines sample sex comics raped britney spears rape forced cartoons rape sex drawing rape torture xxx drawing rape fantasy comix raped girls comics gary roberts art rape snuff forced art cartoons (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-16 15:21 (link)

| Free ringtones. Cruises. Last minute cruises. | http://www.rockbox.org/twiki/pub/Main/OheRe/Free_ringtones.html http://pvd.chm.bnl.gov/twiki/pub/Main/OgRe/Cruises.html http://pvd.chm.bnl.gov/twiki/pub/Main/OgRe/ | [link=http://www.rockbox.org/twiki/pub/Main/OheRe/Free_ringtones.html]Free ringtones[/link] [link=http://pvd.chm.bnl.gov/twiki/pub/Main/OgRe/Cruises.html]Cruises[/link] [link=http://pvd.chm.bnl.gov/twiki/pub/Main/OgRe/]Last minute cruises[/link] | [url=http://www.rockbox.org/twiki/pub/Main/OheRe/Free_ringtones.html]Free ringtones[/url]. [url=http://pvd.chm.bnl.gov/twiki/pub/Main/OgRe/Cruises.html]Cruises[/url]. [url=http://pvd.chm.bnl.gov/twiki/pub/Main/OgRe/]Last minute cruises[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-17 00:03 (link)

| World poker tour. Cheap cruises. | http://opensource.adobe.com/twiki/pub/Main/AlexBor/World_poker_tour.html http://opensource.adobe.com/twiki/pub/Main/AlexBor/Cheap_cruises.html | [link=http://opensource.adobe.com/twiki/pub/Main/AlexBor/World_poker_tour.html]World poker tour[/link] [link=http://opensource.adobe.com/twiki/pub/Main/AlexBor/Cheap_cruises.html]Cheap cruises[/link] | [url=http://opensource.adobe.com/twiki/pub/Main/AlexBor/World_poker_tour.html]World poker tour[/url]. [url=http://opensource.adobe.com/twiki/pub/Main/AlexBor/Cheap_cruises.html]Cheap cruises[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-17 07:15 (link)
	cruel comics comix porn sex comic lust comics beastiality xxx comic fetish comic rape cartoon comix hardcore comics fetish cruel torture cruel sex comics (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-17 15:03 (link)

| Hydrocodone. Buy hydrocodone. Wallpaper. Desktop wallpaper. | http://icd.si.umich.edu/twiki/pub/Main/CigMan/Hydrocodone.html http://icd.si.umich.edu/twiki/pub/Main/CigMan/Buy_hydrocodone.html http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GerTo/index.html http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GerTo/Desktop_wallpaper.html | [link=http://icd.si.umich.edu/twiki/pub/Main/CigMan/Hydrocodone.html]Hydrocodone[/link] [link=http://icd.si.umich.edu/twiki/pub/Main/CigMan/Buy_hydrocodone.html]Buy hydrocodone[/link] [link=http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GerTo/index.html]Wallpaper[/link] [link=http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GerTo/Desktop_wallpaper.html]Desktop wallpaper[/link] | [url=http://icd.si.umich.edu/twiki/pub/Main/CigMan/Hydrocodone.html]Hydrocodone[/url]. [url=http://icd.si.umich.edu/twiki/pub/Main/CigMan/Buy_hydrocodone.html]Buy hydrocodone[/url]. [url=http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GerTo/index.html]Wallpaper[/url]. [url=http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GerTo/Desktop_wallpaper.html]Desktop wallpaper[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-19 16:42 (link)

| World poker tour. Cruise. Cheap cruise. | http://pvd.chm.bnl.gov/twiki/pub/Main/GertroodMax/World_poker_tour.html http://icd.si.umich.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GertaMoon/ http://icd.si.umich.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GertaMoon/Cheap_cruise.html | [link=http://pvd.chm.bnl.gov/twiki/pub/Main/GertroodMax/World_poker_tour.html]World poker tour[/link] [link=http://icd.si.umich.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GertaMoon/]Cruise[/link] [link=http://icd.si.umich.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GertaMoon/Cheap_cruise.html]Cheap cruise[/link] | [url=http://pvd.chm.bnl.gov/twiki/pub/Main/GertroodMax/World_poker_tour.html]World poker tour[/url]. [url=http://icd.si.umich.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GertaMoon/]Cruise[/url]. [url=http://icd.si.umich.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GertaMoon/Cheap_cruise.html]Cheap cruise[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-20 00:15 (link)

| Wallpapers. World poker tour. | http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GerTo/ http://pvd.chm.bnl.gov/twiki/pub/Main/GertroodMax/ | [link=http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GerTo/]Wallpapers[/link] [link=http://pvd.chm.bnl.gov/twiki/pub/Main/GertroodMax/]World poker tour[/link] | [url=http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/twiki/pub/Main/GerTo/]Wallpapers[/url]. [url=http://pvd.chm.bnl.gov/twiki/pub/Main/GertroodMax/]World poker tour[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-20 10:36 (link)

| Hydrocodone. Buy hydrocodone. Cialis. Buy cialis. | http://cyrusimap.web.cmu.edu/twiki/pub/Main/MetroMan/Hydrocodone.html http://cyrusimap.web.cmu.edu/twiki/pub/Main/MetroMan/Buy_hydrocodone.html http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/twiki/pub/Main/VeraMeet/ http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/twiki/pub/Main/VeraMeet/Buy_cialis.html | [link=http://cyrusimap.web.cmu.edu/twiki/pub/Main/MetroMan/Hydrocodone.html]Hydrocodone[/link] [link=http://cyrusimap.web.cmu.edu/twiki/pub/Main/MetroMan/Buy_hydrocodone.html]Buy hydrocodone[/link] [link=http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/twiki/pub/Main/VeraMeet/]Cialis[/link] [link=http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/twiki/pub/Main/VeraMeet/Buy_cialis.html]Buy cialis[/link] | [url=http://cyrusimap.web.cmu.edu/twiki/pub/Main/MetroMan/Hydrocodone.html]Hydrocodone[/url]. [url=http://cyrusimap.web.cmu.edu/twiki/pub/Main/MetroMan/Buy_hydrocodone.html]Buy hydrocodone[/url]. [url=http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/twiki/pub/Main/VeraMeet/]Cialis[/url]. [url=http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/twiki/pub/Main/VeraMeet/Buy_cialis.html]Buy cialis[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-21 12:14 (link)

| Buy phentermine. Tramadol. Buy tramadol. | http://wiki.galib.uga.edu/pub/Main/GertaGlow/Buy_phentermine.html http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/pub/Main/MicriFlow/ http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/pub/Main/MicriFlow/Buy-tramadol.html | [link=http://wiki.galib.uga.edu/pub/Main/GertaGlow/Buy_phentermine.html]Buy phentermine[/link] [link=http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/pub/Main/MicriFlow/]Tramadol[/link] [link=http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/pub/Main/MicriFlow/Buy-tramadol.html]Buy tramadol[/link] | [url=http://wiki.galib.uga.edu/pub/Main/GertaGlow/Buy_phentermine.html]Buy phentermine[/url]. [url=http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/pub/Main/MicriFlow/]Tramadol[/url]. [url=http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/pub/Main/MicriFlow/Buy-tramadol.html]Buy tramadol[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-21 13:12 (link)
	adult toon sex toon cartoon sex porn comics adult comics sex comics cartoon porn porn toon adult cartoon (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-21 20:28 (link)

| Phentermine. Valium. Buy xanax. | http://www.industrialxp.org/community/pub/Main/RenHoy/ http://subwiki.honeypot.net/pub/Main/RenHoy/ http://wiki.gnhlug.org/twiki2/pub/Main/NixMeg/Buy_xanax.html | [link=http://www.industrialxp.org/community/pub/Main/RenHoy/]Phentermine[/link] [link=http://subwiki.honeypot.net/pub/Main/RenHoy/]Valium[/link] [link=http://wiki.gnhlug.org/twiki2/pub/Main/NixMeg/Buy_xanax.html]Buy xanax[/link] | [url=http://www.industrialxp.org/community/pub/Main/RenHoy/]Phentermine[/url]. [url=http://subwiki.honeypot.net/pub/Main/RenHoy/]Valium[/url]. [url=http://wiki.gnhlug.org/twiki2/pub/Main/NixMeg/Buy_xanax.html]Buy xanax[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-22 04:11 (link)

| Phentermine. Valium. Buy xanax. | http://www.industrialxp.org/community/pub/Main/RenHoy/ http://subwiki.honeypot.net/pub/Main/RenHoy/ http://wiki.gnhlug.org/twiki2/pub/Main/NixMeg/Buy_xanax.html | [link=http://www.industrialxp.org/community/pub/Main/RenHoy/]Phentermine[/link] [link=http://subwiki.honeypot.net/pub/Main/RenHoy/]Valium[/link] [link=http://wiki.gnhlug.org/twiki2/pub/Main/NixMeg/Buy_xanax.html]Buy xanax[/link] | [url=http://www.industrialxp.org/community/pub/Main/RenHoy/]Phentermine[/url]. [url=http://subwiki.honeypot.net/pub/Main/RenHoy/]Valium[/url]. [url=http://wiki.gnhlug.org/twiki2/pub/Main/NixMeg/Buy_xanax.html]Buy xanax[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-22 16:30 (link)
	| Adipex. Alpazolma. | http://adipex.the-pharmacy.info/ http://alprazolam.the-pharmacy.info/ | [link=http://adipex.the-pharmacy.info/]Adipex[/link] [link=http://alprazolam.the-pharmacy.info/]Alpazolma[/link] | [url=http://adipex.the-pharmacy.info/]Adipex[/url]. [url=http://alprazolam.the-pharmacy.info/]Alpazolma[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-23 14:45 (link)
	free adult dating http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/twiki/bin/view/Main/NinaSolova [URL=http://xdesign.ucsd.edu/twiki/bin/view/Main/NinaSolova]free adult dating[/URL] free adult dating adult dating http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/twiki/bin/view/Main/LisaFors [URL=http://twiki.denton.cs.ndsu.nodak.edu/twiki/bin/view/Main/LisaFors]adult dating[/URL] adult dating (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-24 09:10 (link)

free dating http://www.mssl.ucl.ac.uk/twiki/bin/view/Main/LisaFors [URL=http://www.mssl.ucl.ac.uk/twiki/bin/view/Main/LisaFors]free dating[/URL] free dating dating personals http://wiki.nix.hu/cgi-bin/twiki/view/Main/LisaFors [URL=http://wiki.nix.hu/cgi-bin/twiki/view/Main/LisaFors]dating personals[/URL] dating personals sex dating http://www.mru.brain.riken.jp/Main/LisaFors [URL=http://www.mru.brain.riken.jp/Main/LisaFors]sex dating[/URL] sex dating adult dating http://pleple.ict.pwr.wroc.pl/twiki/bin/view/Main/LisaFors [URL=http://pleple.ict.pwr.wroc.pl/twiki/bin/view/Main/LisaFors]adult dating[/URL] adult dating dating site http://qosip.tmit.bme.hu/cgi-bin/twiki/view/Main/LisaFors [URL=http://qosip.tmit.bme.hu/cgi-bin/twiki/view/Main/LisaFors]dating site[/URL] dating site http://star.m1.ntu.edu.tw/ [URL=http://star.m1.ntu.edu.tw/][/URL] b92093/wiki/bin/view/Main/LisaFors dating service [URL=dating service][/URL] free adult dating http://sdw.st/twiki/bin/view/Main/LisaFors [URL=http://sdw.st/twiki/bin/view/Main/LisaFors]free adult dating[/URL] free adult dating adult dating chat http://wiki.nectec.or.th/ext/Main/LisaFors [URL=http://wiki.nectec.or.th/ext/Main/LisaFors]adult dating chat[/URL] adult dating chat (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-26 09:52 (link)

| cialis. tramadol. xanax. | http://wiki.bricolage.cc/bin/view/Bric/CialisFox?skin=print.pattern http://twiki.softwarelivre.org/bin/view/Main/MaxShow?cover=print.pattern http://www.the-data-mine.com/bin/view/Users/MortyGan | [link=http://wiki.bricolage.cc/bin/view/Bric/CialisFox?skin=print.pattern]cialis[/link] [link=http://twiki.softwarelivre.org/bin/view/Main/MaxShow?cover=print.pattern]tramadol[/link] [link=http://www.the-data-mine.com/bin/view/Users/MortyGan]xanax[/link] | [url=http://wiki.bricolage.cc/bin/view/Bric/CialisFox?skin=print.pattern]cialis[/url]. [url=http://twiki.softwarelivre.org/bin/view/Main/MaxShow?cover=print.pattern]tramadol[/url]. [url=http://www.the-data-mine.com/bin/view/Users/MortyGan]xanax[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

hello (Anonymous) 2006-06-26 18:59 (link)

| hydrocodone. tramadol. | http://gerta.freeservers.com/images/hydrocodone/ http://gerta.freeservers.com/images/tramadol/ | [link=http://gerta.freeservers.com/images/hydrocodone/]hydrocodone[/link] [link=http://gerta.freeservers.com/images/tramadol/]tramadol[/link] | [url=http://gerta.freeservers.com/images/hydrocodone/]hydrocodone[/url]. [url=http://gerta.freeservers.com/images/tramadol/]tramadol[/url]. (Reply to this) (Thread)

Page 1 of 7 << [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] >>