Los Angeles, May 13- Lip synching songstress Britney Spears was s-c-r-e-w-e-d when she realized being guest judge of the Orange County Elementary School Spelling Bee Finals was more than she bargained for.
A source close to Ms Spears reports no one told the poptart that she and several other celebrity guests including Alex Trebek and Oscar winner Jodie Foster were also to compete in a spelling bee, the winner being awarded $10,000 for their favorite charity. Ms Spears made a valiant attempt until the third round, when she was asked to spell the word "integrity."
"It was totally weird, she like, started squirming around and looking really frightened" said Kim Na Wen, winner of the "8 and under" division, "she started moving her mouth, but no sound was coming out. It was if she was expecting someone else to make the sound for her" Sources say she was furious with her handler, who had gone to procure some Diet Pepsi and a quickie divorce for the blonde bombshell.
Ms Spears eventually resorted to taking off her top and writhing around with a garter snake that had escaped from a Science Fair which had taken place in the same auditorium earlier that week.
"It was awesome!" reported ninth grader Kevin Schouberg, who had expected a boring evening cheering on his "geekwad little brother" Jacob, a 5th grader who took home first prize and a $1,000 scholarship. "The guys in my world studies class are never going to believe this!" who is reported to have never seen a topless woman, even though he said he briefly with Madison O'Conner who is reported to be "a total skank."
Despite Ms Spears academic failings, Kevin assures us the he indeed "would hit that."
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