Eve (skyline) wrote, @ 2003-03-09 17:33:00

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Out Of Gas- Modest Mouse

While rummaging through the garage today, I happened upon a sack of russet potatoes. These weren't ordinary russet potatoes, no. They were mutated potatoes. Their eyes were sprouting long, snaky white tendrils. They reached out for me, jostling through the holes in the bag and raking at my hands.
I decided that those potatoes would not be good for dinner.

	___valerie 2003-03-09 21:07 (link)
	mail me one :D i can attack my sister with it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	skyline 2003-03-09 23:45 (link)
	Ah. That's exactly what I did. Great minds MUST think alike. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	___valerie 2003-03-10 06:31 (link)
	haha, what did you do? throw it at her? o.O (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	skyline 2003-03-10 21:51 (link)
	She was watching T.V and I'd poke her every few seconds. She innocently thought it was my finger, but no! It was the arm of a mutated potato. She tried to run away but tripped over the sack of them. It was great to watch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

i've got a story. theseamonsters 2003-03-11 22:35 (link)

funny you should be talking about mutated potatos. when i used to live in chicago(i now live under the free comfort of my parents again). well, for the longest time we had this smell lingering in our pantry. my roommates and i could not think of what i was. we did think it was coming from the three massive bags of empty beer bottles from multiple parties. we were really lazy for a while and didn't take them out to the trash. when it came to the point when my one roommate Heather decided to clean out the pantry. well after taking out the the bags of beer. the smell still was afoot. i was watching her with arm over my mouth and nose look thru the whole pantry. finally we came across a paper bag rolled up. as Heather unrolled the top of the bag the smell grew ten times. i almost got sick. what lied in the bag? crazy mutated potatos. that is my story, sorry if its too long. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: i've got a story. skyline 2003-03-12 00:33 (link)
	Ah. Interesting. You gotta watch out for those potatoes. They're planning to take over the world. Or something like that. :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: i've got a story. theseamonsters 2003-03-12 22:35 (link)
	yah, i'll try (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)