Brian (shinyshinyooh) wrote, @ 2003-04-13 13:58:00

Current mood:	cranky
Current music:	David Bowie. At least it's not fucking ABBA

Jeez!
This place is just like it's always been, like we ain't been away at all. We need some fucking decorators in here, don't we? So bloody dark and angsty. We need all glitter balls an chiffon an sari silks on the wall an stuff.

Nice to see some people appreciate the bloody effort I went and put into my entrance. Screw ya bastards who didn't. Ya just don't know class when it walks up to ya in the best fucking shoes ever and pisses on your face.

Screw the lot of ya. I'd pay to see that! Some of ya guys are dead cute, ain't you? But no looking at me arse too close because I only give it away to those who I deem worthy of having it. You have to earn it, right?

Anyways, I'm off to go an see that Thor bloke. He seems like a nice guy. Maybe I'll have him as a mate or something.

	zurvan_palazzo 2003-04-14 04:11 (link)
	I most sincerely apologize for missing your entrance. By all reports of it, it really must've been quite dazzling. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: shinyshinyooh 2003-04-14 09:35 (link)
	It was well shiny. G'day. I'm Brian. Pleased to meet ya (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zurvan_palazzo 2003-04-14 11:46 (link)
	I am Professor Zurvan Palazzo. It's a pleasure meeting you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: shinyshinyooh 2003-04-14 11:49 (link)
	Nice hair, what conditioner you use on it? Or is that a really good wig, mate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zurvan_palazzo 2003-04-14 12:19 (link)
	I assure you, this is no wig. I make my own conditioner; store-bought brands don't really cut it for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: shinyshinyooh 2003-04-14 12:19 (link)
	Can I stroke it an see if it's really as shiny an fluffy as it looks? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zurvan_palazzo 2003-04-14 12:37 (link)
	Be my guest, but do be gentle, and don't ruffle it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: shinyshinyooh 2003-04-14 12:50 (link)
	*strokes worshipfully* Mate, that is fantastic bloody hair that is (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	zurvan_palazzo 2003-04-14 13:01 (link)
	Thank you very much. I try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)