|Current mood:|| drunk|
|Current music:||I Will Fuckin Survive, ya bastard!|
I just dunno what ta do with meself
Like I've been sittin here, nursin me hangover, and no one come an seen me! Not even me tristan_thor. He ain't bin near the place. An it's tearin me apart, mates, it really is. See, I'da given up anythin for that bloke. He's a good kid, he's sweet an funny an gives great cuddles. But there ain't bin hide nor hair of tha little bugger for a while, since I walked outa his room after we...danced the Waltzing Matilda, ya know.
So, if any ya bastards seen the little shite, tell him Aura ain't a happy girl, alright? She's sittin here, in her undies, tryna drink an smoke herself ta death, awright?
Ah, fuck ya an the horse ya came on ya bunch a drongoes
[Letter from Daddy Adam]
Bri!!!!! How ARE YOU! Like you must be having that time ya LIFE in SUEWARTS!!!!!!!1111!!!!!LOL!! I really wanted ta go there when I was a kid!!!!
Daddy Tick is tryna drown herself in a vat a LIQUID FOUNDATION!!!!!OMG!!!!OMG!!! Cos, like, ya know about tha Elrond thin, an there's tha Agent Smith thin an I wrote up this list a fandoms Tick's in an it's HUGE!!!!!
((* Is it huge? HUGE! says the superfluous OOC comment))
Yeah!!!!! Ben says HI!!!!!!1111!!!! Gotta GO!!!
Anyone got any drugs for hyperactivity? If ya do, just send 'em ta the Pink Pussycat in Sydney - there's a bloke who really needs 'em.
Oh, an tha list? It's here...
If I weren't a lady, I'm be swearin at the fucker right now
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