Church: Tucker! what the hell is my body still doing up here
Tucker: That's called being dead Church, your body doesn't really move around so much anymore, maybe you haven't fully grasped the concept yet
Church: Well than let me rephrase that than.
Why the hell haven't you buried my body yet
Tucker: Buried with what, all we have are pistols and rifles, what do you want me to do shoot you a grave
: Church: Well than how about shipping me back home, you know, let the loved ones pay a little respect
Tucker: Well Church here's your girlfriend.
Tex as one of Church's loved one would you like to pay your respects...
That was a stirring eulogy rest in peace good buddy
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