Batroc (savate_leaper) wrote, @ 2005-01-05 01:53:00

Filthy, filthy dogs
Over the years, many people have asked me whether I was a "dog" or "cat person." To you people, I say "stop being so stupid." Not everyone can be reduced to a simple preference for pets. Also, I am a cat person.

This was a problem the other night, when I went over to this beautiful lady's home, and she had a dog. Everything was going fine between the lady and Batroc, when suddenly, the dirty mutt mounted my leg and begin to hump it at a feverish pace. Then when I stopped the dog, the lady freaked out, and made me leave, without allowing herself to make love to Batroc the international sex sensation.

Anyway, I once again, am having legal troubles. Did you know that it is illegal to stab a dog in this backwards country?!

	France's vote on the EU Constitution. (Anonymous) 2005-05-30 23:04 (link)
	France said "Non!" What says Batroc? (Reply to this) (Thread)

Re: France's vote on the EU Constitution. savate_leaper 2005-06-03 07:20 (link)

Batroc does not care about some little vote that France took part in. If France wanted me to give a damn about her, then she would not have sacrifices her Savate-kicking son to the accursed American Government way back when they extradicted me for what they claimed was an attempt on the life of some Senator. Look, just because Batroc is paid to do something, it doesn't mean that I will actually do it. Zoot Alors... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

What are you doing in Wakanda ? (Anonymous) 2005-06-06 16:00 (link)

Dear Batroc, I heard that you were working with Klaw, in Wakanda, along with the Rhino, the Radioactive Man and the Black Knight. Actually, you and Klaw are doing a pretty good job over there. Could it be that someone has finally decided to give you a shot at interesting stories? other than being Captain America's punching bag? Very nice exchange of words with the Rhino also. Please check the latest issues of Black Panther. I think you will like it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Love (Anonymous) 2006-01-14 18:17 (link)
	Hey Batroc, is that true that you never fell in love with a man? (Reply to this) (Thread)

Re: Love savate_leaper 2006-02-21 19:43 (link)

Although many men have no doubt fallen in love with Batroc, I have never known the pain of forbidden love for another man. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar. I mean, sure on occassion I am able to recognize the manliness of others. And just because I see that someone looks stong and manly in scaly blue chainmail, it does not mean that I am in love with this man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Why do you not update? (Anonymous) 2006-07-25 06:37 (link)
	Why does the great Batroc no longer update his site? With his recent appearance in Thunderbolts and his defeat by Batman 2 years ago, I would think he would have much to say! (Reply to this) (Thread)