My untimely absense
Why hello mes amis. I am sure you are all wondering about my 2 month absense. Well have no fear, because I am back, and you are to learn about my latest exploits.
Shortly after I made my last update, I was contacted by that white-haired vixen, Silver Sable. She had a large sum of cash for me in exchance for my teaming up with her Wildpack lackies. We all went to the small country of Estonia, and we stole the Duke of Elton's crown jewel. The heist itself wasn't a problem. It was leaving Estonia that took me so long. After Silver Sable got the jewel, She and I were seperated and she left in her ship.
With no quick way to escape, the authorities got ahold of me, and threw into prison. I've learned that when it comes to prison, one must know how to fight. Beating up fellow prisoners is how one attains a higher ranking within the prison hierarchy.
Lucky for me, Estonians are notoriously short. Within this prison my exceptional stature made me a giant among men. From my instant position of leader, I started a prison riot and escaped in the ensueing melee.
Two month's here I am $500,000 richer with a freshly ironed uniform.
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(Anonymous)
2004-07-05 16:35
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Sacre bleu! Tres absurde! I doff my chapeau to you!
Thanks for the laughs.
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