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Batroc (savate_leaper) wrote,
@ 2004-03-05 10:47:00
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    jail
    bonjour everyone. It has almost been a whole month since I last update this journal. I know a lot of you out there are wondering where I have been. Well, I will tell you. I have been dealing with legal troubles. In my last post, I mentioned that I was hit by an SUV. What didn't mention, was that while I was unconscious, a police officer showed and that filthy swine arrested me.

    I have spent most of the month in prison. Let me tell you, prison inmates are some of the lowest, ignorant, unsuffisticated pieces of human filth that I have ever come across. A few of them even tried to attack my niether region while in the shower. I'm just glad that I am a trained master of Savate.

    I have to go for now, but later I will tell the second part of my journey through the penal system, and my miraculous escape into the sweet sweet bussom of freedom.


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dude your site fucking sucks
(Anonymous)
2004-09-04 16:25 (link)
dude your site fucking sucks

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Re: dude your site fucking sucks
savate_leaper
2004-11-24 14:27 (link)
No, no it is in fact I, who thinks that your site sucks.
Behold everyone, Batroc the Leaper's wit is as sharp as ever!

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