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Hela (sarcastichela) wrote,
@ 2006-01-27 17:49:00
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    Current mood:happy
    Current music:"Xcstasy" - By: Baby Vox

    Da Pidgin Ten Commandments
    Da Pidgin Ten Commandments
    Hawaiian Style

    1. God is numbah one.
    2. No make da kine statues.
    3. Watch yo' mout. No swea with God's name.
    4. On Sunday, no can do notting.
    5. Leesen to yo' muddah and yo' faddah.
    6. No murder nobody.
    7. No go moemoe with yo' bradah's wahine.
    8. No cockaroach notting.
    9. No lie, brah!
    10. No be jealous of one noddah person's stuff.

    Oh, an one noddah ting...
    no talk stink about nobody, bumbye
    you get bachi.

    Found this fucking hilarious. Made me want to go back to Hawaii even more. My mom has this in a frame, it's pretty neat. I want one for myself. I remember talking like that and how much my mom hated it. She wouldn't have hated it if I could speak normal too, but at that time, I couldn't exactly switch the way I talked. When ever we go back to Hawaii, I always end up talking like that, and when we leave, I talk normal. Kinda weird, but nearly everything else about me is, so what ever.

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2007-09-07 16:31 (link)
Hey, Pohai and Friends ( wrote that -- get the genuine articles!

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