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Needless to say, I partied like a fucking rock star on Halloween.
Clair came over and the limo driver picked us up around 9. The limo was beautiful. Haha. A nice black stretch limo, 9 passenger, complete with 2 televisions, a cd player, sodas, waters, wine glasses, and of course APPLE CIDER. How can you go wrong?!
First we went to go pick up Kenny who was at Derrek's. He brought Dos Equis, Corona, Mike's Hard Lemonade [yum!] and my dad gave Clair and I vodka 'water' so we were set. Ahaha.
Next, we were to pick up Kim and Joaleen who were walking somewhere down Cypress so we had to scavenge the fucking streets for them. Haha.
We hadn't heard of any parties yet so we just cruised and drank inconspicuously.
After making a few phone calls, we got word that there was a costume party going down at 123Kid's house so we headed over there. I must say, we made for quite a spectacle and I think we confused a lot of people... I know I'd be a bit perplexed if a black stretch limo rolled up to one of my parties, but that was the whole point; to throw people off. Haha.
We didn't even go into the party. We just recruited people into the limo and took off.
Then we busted out the Apple Cider and drank that shit xXxHardxCorexXx... you know how we do.
Before long, everyone except me had to take a piss, so we stopped at Ian's house where the 'Bathroom Chronicles' took place. Haha.
Soon after, we all went to 7 Eleven for slurpees... [I then had to pee, so I did my thang]. Ian bought mine for me, then we headed to another party. Although, I don't know where... clearly, I was already drunk by then.
Okay, so... we pull up to this party. We get out, and instantaneously people surround us. There was one particular individual that caught my eye. I was mildly disturbed by his attire, so I immediately ask 'What the fuck are you supposed to be? What's with the mullet wig?' and he was all 'I AM MULLETRON'.
SURELY, THIS STARTLED ME.
I slowly backed away. He then began to ask if it was my limo I was standing in front of and I replied 'Uh...yeah?'.
Then his skinhead friend walked up with his other white trash friends and tried to invite themselves along. So I was like 'Okay... no.' and everyone who came with me got back in the limo to go to a different party.
As we were driving off, they threw a cup at the limo cos they were all butt-hurt.
The limo stopped, and our chauffeur [who, by the way, was an old, decrepit man] gets out to confront them.
Ian got out to see what was going on and tells them to back the fuck off and Mulletron PUSHED him. They continued to push eachother and the limo driver got in between them... and then fucking Mulletron pushed the poor old man! I was so frightened. This guy was BUILT. I certainly thought this would be the end of our night.
Suddenly, I see this blue flickering flight and Mulletron falls to his fucking knees. I was so AMAZED.
OUR LIMO DRIVER TASERED MULLETRON.
Ahahahaha. Funniest fucking thing ever.
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