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(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? alyssa (2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: uh...hmm (3) Would you name a child of yours after you? nah (4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? hannah is cool name (5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? they say like alissa...not alyssa (6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? meby.. DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS (7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? sure... (8) Do you think God has a gender? no (9) Do you think science counteracts religion? ... (10) Do you believe in organized religion? no (11) Where do you think we go when we die? coffin... (12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? uh yea kinda HUMOR (13) How easy is it to make you laugh?really easy...ask anyone! (14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? haha strong bad...haha...all of my friends make me laugh (15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? heh sometimes... (16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? chyea...hah like in calc last year (17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? fhqwhgads (18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? uh everything actually...i say random shtuff MUSIC (19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?sometimes (20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? lots, cant think of any right now (21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? german...no no...uh...hmm (22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? daniel k! (23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? cant think of any at the moment (24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? dunno (25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? dunno MOVIES (26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? armageddon...haha...really shtupid movies (27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? sometimes, i liked waynes world 2 tho a lot (28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? luke luke luke!!!! reminds me of eric (29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? rock band movies...anything bout rock music in the 1970s (30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? yea i agree with heather...anime FOOD (31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste all the way (32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? cheddar and swiss (33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? that uh i like swiss and cheddar cheese..i dunno (34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? don't wat meat or chinese food (35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? like i said i dont eat it COMPUTERS (36) Mac or PC? doesnt matter but i got a mac (37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? not much (38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? sometimes (39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? sometimes, i write how i talk tho... (40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?nah THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES (41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? all the time, they're so lucky (42) What do you love most about the other gender? when it comes down to their sensitivity, its so cute...i like how they can say something outloud in class and not be too embarassed about it... (43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? cockiness (44) What do you understand least about the other gender? too complicated....duh...uh hmmm... CELEBRITIES (45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? sometimes (46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? all the aerosmith members and benicio del toro (47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? i dont think so (48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? lucy lui....i want to be an ass kicker!!!!! if i wanted i could kick so many people's asses too (49) Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? yea...or like u know who they r u just cant remeber they're name (50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? benicio del toro (51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? not really NUMBERS (52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? no (53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? no (54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? i used to when i was filling out my job applications (55) Do you actually know your IP address? no (56) Do you know what an IP address is? yea but i dont know it (57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?i think its like 6345 or something like that (58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? yea (59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? not really...i hate math so screw u! haha (60) What do you think of pi? bleh.. LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT (61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? no (62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? very flattered (63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? getting to know em (64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? hmmmm...meby...yea prolly, like heather said, nickname em..hehe (65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? i'd rather the guy ask the girl, but its so cute when they guy is way too shy, it show he really likes her (66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? laurie on that 70s show! (67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? hmm no (68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? prolly sometimes, but the real answer is prolly no..haha...sometimes tho (69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? sure...if it was going to last and all (70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? no POSSESSIONS (71) What is your favorite possession? pics, cds... (72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? um (73) How badly do you want it? bad i guess...i dunno dont ask me now im too tired (74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? yupyup (75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? a second or 2 HOLIDAYS (76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? sometimes (77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? um like now...i dunno, 20ish (78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? um...a pumkin when i was like 3 (79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? pochahontas...when i was like 9 (80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? thanksgiving (81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? don't fucking bother me day...no uh...whe....a day just for me! MEMORIES (82) How good is your short-term memory? eh (83) How good is your long-term memory? better than short i think (84) What is your earliest memory? pre school.... (85) What is one of your happiest memory? meeting my friends i have now (86) What is your strangest memory? every other one i have haha (87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? snatch or waynes world 1 and 2 (88) What movie makes/made you cry? execution ones (89) What book makes/made you cry? hmmm.....i dont know (90) What song makes/made you cry? no songs really (91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? talking with alice...its so funny THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS (92) Would you like to be cloned? not really (93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? yea, that be interesting, i'd die anyways might as well be there and bla blah balh (94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? yea yeay yea ok ok...uh huh THIS SURVEY (95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? hmm depends (96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? not really (97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? now i am (98) What question do you wish it had asked? are a gimp? ...yes yes u are... (99) How would you have answered it? yes THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS (100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? mostly all the time, i hope (101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? u are all so incredibly cool and awesome and i love yaz.
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