|Current mood:|| bitchy|
|Current music:||"To Mandate Heaven" Poison The Well|
Relized that I'm getting screwed by work
First of all, time for some humor. Amanda just did a sacra-lib (ad-lib, but more holy), and here's what she comes up with?
The Miracles of Jesus
"Jesus performed many purple miracles in his smelly life. For instance, he healed a/an coconut and drank many other squirrels who were sick. He cast out demons and sent them into a/an flamingo . In a demonstration of faith to his pocketbooks, he even walked on ketchup!
Jesus' most shiny miracles:
He turned water into cum at a party.
He fed 8 people with only 5 loaves of pet and 2 gimps.
He cured a man of dominatrix by cumming in his stomach.
When he got angry that a table tree didn't bear fruit, he cursed it and it withered and died on the spot.
He raised Inglebert Humperdink from the dead.
By far, Jesus' most important miracle was this: He was resurrected after being silvery for 3 days. He said, " Ebola!," and ascended into 1313 Mockingbird Lane."
First, I have to say, I don't think that she'll ever suffer from dominatrix. ;-) She's smacking me right now.
But, for the real update. I'm getting screwed by my ex-work. Part of the terms of my "requested resignation" is for me to work the NJATC conference. This, in addition to my new work at Melaleuca. Friday, my alarm went off at 6am, and I got home at 11pm. Only real break I got was from the drive from campus to Melaleuca. Today, alarm went off at 7, got home at 6. Tomorrow, I don't have to go in until 10, and we got off about the same time as today. Here's where the anal-bleeding starts, my work schedule:
M: 7am-4pm/5pm-10pm. T: 7am-? W: 7am-4pm/5pm-10pm R: 7am-? F: 7am-4pm/5pm-10pm
Now, I have to set my alarm for two hours before I have to be there, and MWF: I won't be home until 11. So, if I'm talking to any of you all during this week and I seem short tempered and pissed-off, it's because I am! I'm not getting paid enough for working with people that "fired" me... especially since the only people I can really stand are the girls. 6.50 an hour..... what the hell was I thinking? I could be getting better pay just working extra hours at Melaleuca..... if I work it next year, I'm demanding a raise. That sounds funny.... I'm not on payroll, and I need a raise. God, I need sleep.
I'm going to randomly pick who I vote for. I am just so sick of the political system that I'm going to treat it like the joke it is. I'm closing my eyes, and pushing a button. If it's Bush, then my wasted vote goes to Bush. If it's Kerry, then it's a wasted vote for Kerry. If I can write in a vote, I'm seriously voting for Amanda Anthony Harrell. Or John Bender. Anyone who says "Barry Manalow wants his wardrobe back" has my vote. Don't for a second think I'm joking.
Generally, I'm just tired and pissed off. I seem to get like this every year during NJATC, but moreso this year, since I seem to be the university's personal bitch. The only think keeping my fingers moving over this keyboard is adrenaline, and I don't think I have enough to keep me going all week. But, I'll be okay. If I get too angry and pissed, I know I can vent to Amanda. I love her so much for it. She's so getting a good night out after this conference.
But, I'm off of here. Time to give Amanda a shoulder/back rub while I still have some adrenaline running. And remember people, I will give massages to just about anyone. If anything, I can get alittle money on the side from getting my "dominatrix cured" by the university.
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