.x. Pure Sex .x. (punk_bitch) wrote, @ 2003-05-12 21:32:00

Current mood:	amused
Current music:	"East Coast Anthem"-Good Charlotte

There's a place inside my mind you'll never find...
So...I'm on my way to school today, right? Have on my usual make-up. Black eyeliner...make the little crosses on the side of my eyes like I always do. My usual clothes are on. Black cut-off capris...some random yellow t-shirt from the Goodwill. My shoes are the same...tattered and torn with Good Charlotte lyrics all over them. (Speaking of lyrics...WHERE'S MY SONG GUYS? Just wondering...^_^) I have on my usual foundation...which is pretty pale...I look like a fucking ghost. I need some sun.

BUT, I digress...there is a point to my telling you how I dress and whatnot. And it's not to tell you how hot I am. (And, I am. But, I'm Joel's...so BACK OFF. He's already declared his love for me and we're getting married...the second I get my electric triangle to Waldorf.) No, the point of this is what somebody said to me on my way to school about my way of dress.

I'm sitting on a bench at school...reading a book. (I'm a loser...shut up.) This kid walks by and sits down beside me. I have no idea who this guy is. He just looks me up and down. (He fucking checked me out. I was disturbed. He was what you would call a 'wannabe thug'. Kick his ass, Joel.) Anyway, he grabs the book out of my hand and looks me in the eyes...what does he say?

"You look like Avril."

I'm pretty speechless...and pissed.

"You're really hot. Damn, girl...you look just like her. You got that whole 'fuck the world' look going for you."

My nostrils are flaring. This fucker just said I look like Avril. Motherfucker...

"I've seen you around in school lately...and I was wondering...Do you wanna hook up sometime, Miss Avril? I could change your attitude. Maybe I'll even write you a rhyme, baby. What do you say, Avril?"

I look him in the eyes and just glare. HE DOESN'T GET THE POINT.

"Well, babe? I'm waiting."

"I already have a boyfriend. And, if you ever call me Avril again I will take your 'rhymes' and shove them up your ass, Mr. Vanilla Ice." Was my reply. He was undaunted.

"Really? Well, what's your boyfriend's name? Maybe we should meet, huh? I think that I could treat you better, baby."

"His name is Joel. I highly doubt that you could treat me better than him. Besides, he's already wrote me a song...you lost that race, buddy." (Sorry, Joel...he was just freaking me out...and I was wanting to get him off my back...^_~)

"Right...you know what you are?"

I know what's coming at this point...

"You're a freak."

HAHAHAHAHA...I thought it was amusing. HE'S FUCKING DENSE AND HE CALLED ME 'MISS AVRIL'. I WANT TO KILL HIM. I think that we should introduce Miss Avril and Mr. Vanilla Ice to each other. They seemed perfect.

Eh...that's all of my amusing day. It was stupid and boring...I hate school...Nothing would please me more than watching it burn slowly to the ground...*drools*

Yeah...I'M A FREAK. But, it's all good.

I miss everybody...AND I WISH THAT ALL MY BLURTY FWIENDS WENT TO THE SAME SCHOOL...THEN WE COULD HANG OUT AND MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE THAT HIT ON US...OR SOMETHING.

True Story,

Riot Girl, Future Wife of Joel. XD

	i_smoke_tampons 2003-05-13 02:40 (link)
	LOL! I remember when people used to call me Britney Spears a few years ago, I would get hardcore pissed. And recently after I cut my hair I started getting Kelly Osbourne. OK, neither of those two girl look alike, and I definitely don't look like either one of them. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	punk_bitch 2003-05-13 19:32 (link)
	Gah! I got called Britany Spears too...once back in seventh grade. But, I'll admit it then...I wanted to be like her. I thought she was the coolest ever. HAHAHAHA...what a loser I was. Kelly Osbourne? Her hair's cool. So, it's a compliement! ^_^ But, I don't see a connection between those two...at all. Weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	_yuna_ 2003-05-13 03:03 (link)
	Dude, were you on school grounds? Cause I would have decked that fucker right in the jaw for saying that garbage. Look at it this way, its GOOD not to look like anyone else. He probably said you look like Avril cause of your eyeliner. Dumbass -_- Way to tell his ass off though! Thats our Riot Grrl :D (Reply to this) (Thread)

	punk_bitch 2003-05-13 19:35 (link)
	Lol...I was on school grounds. Damnit. I would've. It was probably the eyeliner. Fucker was too stupid to realize that I have BLACK hair. But, I'm proud of what I said. *^_^* Thanks, I do try. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

punk_rock_poser 2003-05-13 18:39 (link)

Ahhh!!! Heh. I've had my own 'Avril' experiences. There was this one time where this girl went, "Are you a goth? No, wait...you're a punk. Wait, you're Avril Lavigne!" (This was when I had light brown hair like hers. Gah. I hated being called Avril, too.) "It's Avril Lavigne everyone!" Then...I lost it and hit her. But, that's another story. I can't believe out of all names he called you 'Miss' Avril. After knowing, (well us knowing, not him) that the real Miss Avril is a scary, obsessed, insane, bitchy, annoying, etc. girl. And here's Joel with a comment. gah. that fucker. i will kick his ass don't worry. not really sure how i'm going to do that. but i will. it's weird that he called you "miss" avril and all but whatever, he's still getting his ass kicked. the song is here. the song j-dogg will post up tomorrow, seeing that it's 6:30 and her brother gets home and makes us get off the damn computer. shit...and he's here now. well i will get him for this. i lurve you!!! we're all freaks heh. Yep. Gotta go Riot Girl. Damn brother here. Lurve you!!! ROCK ON! Post more tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Thread)

punk_bitch 2003-05-13 20:01 (link)

Gah...But, I have BLACK hair...GUESS MR. VANILLA ICE IS COLOR-BLIND. Lol...no grudges here. I get the 'Are you goth?' all the time. It's so fucking annoying. I hate it. Ha...if they only knew. Right on...wish I was there to see that happen. Lol...I love beatings...heh...that sounds bad.... Heh...Yeah, Joel. He wants to beat you up anyways...because I said that you were my boyfriend. ^_^ He saw me today and was all..."Baby, I'm sorry...Forgive me?" I just glared at him. He followed me around for a couple of classes...It was scary. He's like..."Tell your boyfriend 'JOE' that I'm waiting." I was like, "His name's Joel." Hahaha...sorry about that. Eh, you can't win them all, bud. But, you gotta love wannabe thugs...they're so stupid. I lurve you, Joel! My knight in shining armor. ^_~ I know...I freaked out the second he said 'MISS AVRIL'. I was like...no one but Joel's allowed to stalk me. I got scared. Lol...He hasn't called me Avril again, yet...I'll be ready when he does again. ^_^ GAH! STUPID BROTHER. I have the duct tape...we shall tie him up with it...and poke him with hot things. For we are evil like that. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROCK ON J-DOGG! I LURVE YOU! ROCK ON MY JOEL! I LURVE YOU MUCHO! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)