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The Best Friggin' Games Ever Made
Best Games Ever: 4X: Screw you Wikipedia for giving a genre that has no games in it! Honestly, I have never played any of these games. Action-adventure: Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PS1) - What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! Action role-playing: Diablo II (PC) - Stay a while and listen. Adventure: Myst (PC) - If you didn't like this game, your IQ is less than 120. Artillery: Gunbound (PC) - OMG WIDN CHANGE!!!!1!! Beat 'em up: Viewtiful Joe (PS2) - Henshin a go go, baby! City building: Spore (PC) - Ok, so it hasn't come out yet. Big deal. Computer role-playing: Diablo II (PC) - How to win: Pick Paladin. Console role-playing: Chrono Trigger (SNES) - They Call me Gato, I have metal joints. Beat me up and earn 15 silver points. Economic simulators: Honestly, this is the last time I use Wikipedia for game related stuff. Educational: umm... grand theft auto? Fighting: Street Fighter: Alpha 3 (PS1) - Lol, you picked Birdie. First-person shooter: Doom 95 (PC) - No mom, it means "Bio Force Gun." First-person adventure: Myst (PC) - It took me 724 tries to open the safe. Flight simulator: Tie Fighter (PC) - I don't know how the empire lost with fighters like this. God game: Super Punch Out!! (SNES) - What, no one else game sharked it? Hack and slash: Whatever Gauntlet Legends game that let you be the naked valkyrie. Life simulation: Ikaruga (GC) - The blacks kill the whites, the whites kill the blacks. MMO: World of Grindcraft (PC) - I got to level 19 and stopped, but it was still better than any other MMO. Music: Dance Dance Revolution (PS2) - You can pick up chicks with this game. Platform: Megaman X (SNES) - Chill Penguin cries himself to sleep every night. Puzzle: Orio's Riddle (Online) - If ever in doubt, it's the periodic table. Rail shooter: House of the Dead III (Arcade) - Aim for the chin, I swear it works! Racing: Grand Turismo 2 (PS1 I think) - I never once got my driver's license. Real-time strategy: Starcraft (PC) - Who didn't put allied victory on?! Everybody stop mining!!! Roleplaying: Baldur's Gate (PC)- heh, Time for a bit of the rough and tumble! Roguelike: I'll pass this time around. Run and gun: Contra: Shattered Soldier (PS2) - If your eyes aren't bleeding, you aren't playing properly. Shoot 'em up: Einhander (PS1) - 9 continues never felt so quick. Simulation: Ganguro Girl (Flash) - It's like I'm really dating slutty Asian chicks! Sports: NFL blitz 2000 (N64) - Hail Mary, Hail Mary, Hail Mary, Da' Bomb, Hail Mary... Stealth: Metal Gear: Solid (PS1) - Snake? Snaaaake!? Survival horror: Resident Evil 4 (GC) - Wow, I have enough bullets! Tactical role-playing: Final Fantasy: Tactics - Monks = overpowered Tactical shooter: Isn't "Tactical Shooter" a contradiction? Third-person shooter: I looked, and honestly, they pretty much all suck. Turn-based strategy: Heroes of Might and Magic II - I never played 3, 4, or 5. Turn-based tactics: Final Fantasy: Tactics - It was either this again or Disgaea. Vehicular combat: Auto Destruct (PS1) - There is just something about blowing up cars with other cars that makes me smile. Quote of the Day: "Press the action button to climb ladders."
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