Lord Tony Sama (platapussman) wrote, @ 2005-11-29 20:21:00

Current mood:	horny
Current music:	Full Metal Alchemist - Opening

Google is my Ho Now
Bend Over Google, I Own You:
It is hard being as vein/narcissistic as I, but I like to pride myself in being one of the few people who can pull it off. On that note I would like to add that google is becoming aware of my anti-blog's awesomeness that they have even started ripping it off. The problem is that all of their quotes suck compared to the ones I use (that are stolen from bash most of the time). Anyway, back to talking about me. Any normal person wouldn't spend 2 hours typing words from his website into google to see where I stand in the Internet. Luckily a caveman ninja is hardly a "normal person." This site is at the top of google for:


• anti-blog armwrestling
  
• "nicole kidman is a whore" - quotation marks are needed
  
• werehobos - people by day, hobos by night
  
• Brzenk ninja - I don't want to get too redundant.
  
• Platapussman - The super hero I made up in the 5th grade.
  
• Tony Sama - of course
I am on the first page of google for:

• Lord Tony - That one took a lot of work because apparently "Lord Tony's Wife" is the name of a book.
  
• Lord Sama - Proving that google idolizes me.
  
• Schizophrenia armwrestling - because other sites don't use big words
  
• pirates sculpt American history - Just because it is true doesn't mean other people point it out.
  
• stolen from bash - because there is no point in lying until the lawsuits start pouring in.
  
• ROTFLOLMBO
And to put the proverbial icing on the also proverbial cake, I have added a google fight (figure 27.1). The outcome surprised me. I was expecting a slaughter.

Figure 27.1:

In a strange twist of fate, it turns out I am
only slightly more popular than Nickleback
Quote of the Day:
"Milk + Duel Masters = a winning combination."

	xforgetxmexnowx 2005-11-30 00:23 (link)
	well what do you expect, its a emo fourm. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	To everyone else platapussman 2005-11-30 00:58 (link)
	The reason for this post is because at about 11:30 PM I began crashing the emolyrics page. They took it rather well. I should try pestering some goths next time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	werehobos - people by day, hobos by night juss_too_wasian 2005-11-30 00:45 (link)
	hmmmm kinda makes you think it's 5 o'clock, do you know where your children are? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: werehobos - people by day, hobos by night platapussman 2005-11-30 00:48 (link)
	Hopefully half inside me and half inside some woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: werehobos - people by day, hobos by night aburch 2005-11-30 02:52 (link)
	... you're weird. that is all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

wow nice playthetragic 2005-12-05 13:18 (link)

well that all sounds very nice, I suppose, but what troubles me is....why is it that you have the time to write all this randomness, and to soak your very words in a subject that basically no-one can relate to anyways?...well If i happen to have a say in anything about it, I'm giving you random props..not on your site....because these damn websites are just a couple of random ways for freaks to find you, but I give you props on your mindless sarcasm which actually made me smile...which is pretty much a compliment i suppose...I don't really have much time on my hands, to write on my site, or to even make an effort to try and make it look presentable...but if you'd like check it out and comment me or something.. Later :) ash (Reply to this) (Thread)

Re: wow nice (Anonymous) 2005-12-05 23:23 (link)

I really don't see a need for this post. You suffer from a common disorder on the interweb called "I don't really have a point, and I really don't care about writing this, but I just thought I might let you know that I cared enough to write this flame about you which is cleverly disguised in some 'props'." Once diagnosed, the sufferer often times must start off his posts with, "what troubles me is...," when clearly, it could have been left out and replaced with many ellipses. (preferrably four or so, equalling a massive twelve periods) Many times they will also think that words can manage to "soak" a subject, when clearly you have a problem with word choice (as impersonal as it may sound). You also have called the creator of this site a "freak", hoping that he wouldn't notice in the clearly entangling fuddlement of what you seem to call a complimentory paragraph (if it is one?) However, I do fully appreciate your amount of ellipses that were COMPLETELY unneccessary. You truly spiced up a seemingly worthless post into a seemingly worthless post with pizzazz. Your mindless sarcasm is not worth my "props", though, because you did not make me smile when I read your backwashed typejargon. Perhaps you should take the time that you took writing this trash and use it to write on your site or make an effort to try and make it "worthy of glimpse sans vomiting". Later :) Anonymous (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: wow nice aburch 2005-12-05 23:34 (link)
	He's sincerely trying to compliment Tony. At this point your posts are becoming more detrimental to the site than his would ever be. seriously dude, the flaming was amusing at first, but now it's a bit much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: wow nice platapussman 2005-12-06 00:02 (link)
	In other words, move it to the flame post. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: wow nice playthetragic 2005-12-06 09:27 (link)

hahahah I guess I have absolutely nothing to say to that...You win...I can't amount up to your random bashing..wait holy shit i smell pot...oo yes and the comment i happened to post to you, i happened to be high off my ass, and i think i try to sound smarter than i actually am capable of being...which actually downgrades my rating on the scale..but yaaaaaaa......i'm so out of it...and god the smell of pot is so overwhelming at the moment i have to go... Ash (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: wow nice platapussman 2005-12-05 23:26 (link)
	Sorry dude, we are in the middle of a flame war, but do feel free to join in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: wow nice platapussman 2005-12-05 23:28 (link)
	but man, that is an awesome flame. I think I miht have trouble topping it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: wow nice platapussman 2005-12-05 23:33 (link)
	Because I don't feel like deleting this last post, I would like to point out that I did, in fact, mean "might." You can't leave yourself open in this type of Hell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: wow nice aburch 2005-12-05 23:38 (link)
	i dunno; just posting it at all tends to make it flame bait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)