Seraph (perishingangel) wrote, @ 2005-09-08 10:14:00

'kay.
So I'm reading a SnapexHarry fic...because I WANT to be squicked out. Now, of course, you realize there are very few things that squick me.

But please see the warning for what I'm reading.

"Warnings: Bestiality, bondage, felching, snowballing, rimming, double penetration."

Um. Yeah. Squicky.

Regardless of how squickful this is, the mental image of Snape calling some "hired help" (of the NC-17 kind) a "whore" is hilarious.

Quote:

Snape: "If I wanted conversation,whore, I would seek out a peer, not some mangy freak peddling his possibly disease-ridden arse."

...I find Snarky Snape to be absolutely amusing. Okay. I'm done now.

I encourage you to stop trying to imagine this fic.





You sicko.

	oleandereater 2005-09-08 19:02 (link)
	I actually don't know what felching and snowballing are..........MUST LEARN. NOW. Link the fic? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-09-08 19:21 (link)
	I know what they are..... trust me....you don't want to know.... ~Steve (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perishingangel 2005-09-08 21:06 (link)
	Don't mind the crazy man commenting above me. He has a weak stomach. http://snarry.individum.com/archive/viewstory.php?action=printable&sid=842&PHPSESSID=4fee8458180c914678e2a1f531220465 In the above link, lies the fic. I didn't bother reading all of it, just parts. Like Snape calling someone whore. Definition of snowballing. Felching. Enjoy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thetyger 2005-09-08 22:20 (link)
	Ugh. I agree with one thing... it really is squicky. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: perishingangel 2005-09-08 22:50 (link)
	o.o I feel like I've cheated somehow. I read the NC-17 squick-fic but I didn't read any of the sex. Which is most of the fic. Am I a bad person? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: thetyger 2005-09-10 01:53 (link)
	Not at all. I read the squid squick because it is funny. It makes you feel better that a lot of the perversion out there isn't from you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the__seeker 2005-09-09 06:27 (link)
	i'll stick to sistercest, thankyou. you know who. (Reply to this) (Thread)