last night, i got laid.
this dude alex i've known for about 5 months now...but was it worth it? a whole 10 minutes out of my busy schedule to give someone the time of day who i'd prefer never calls me. i'm not saying i regret it...i'm kinda glad i finally got some booty,...but i am saying i wish he had more stamina...
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 |  Hey dumbfuck.... 
 tescovee
2005-11-03 19:47
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Let's go over the reasons why your statements bear no validity (why you should shut your fucking mouth):
1) Learn to spell correctly, punctuate, and complete your sentences. These bare essentials facilitate cohesiveness and comprehension. With the way your classless ass (you aren't fooling anyone) documents thoughts, it would take a retarded fourth-grader to translate. I know this to be true, I had to seek one's services.
2) So you used to be a "classless", "desperate" whore. First of all, not everyone is a fucking shitsucker in the sack and posesses such a narrowminded and high-strung point of view, that they eventualy feel that sex isn't important enough to indulge in. Just because you can't hit it properly, nor get over your stupid ideals enough to accept your sexuality and have fun with it, it doesn't mean that everyone else has to be a stinking prude. You're an idiot that has no game so shut what they call "the fuck up" and deal with it.
3) You are pathetic, illiterate, ignorant, and transparent. Being from Mississippi hasn't saved you from that which makes you completely suck. You might as well stop using your State as some lame-ass source of validation...you're only insulting the rest of the Mississippians.
4) You're a dirty fisheater that's oblivious to a good jackhammering.
5) "CLASS", in the sense that you termed it, isn't something you just finally find one day after years of being a shitty wench. One is either born with class or lacks it entirely. YOU, after posting your comment, completely relieved yourself of an appearance of classiness. SEE: "I'm a dirty, classless dyke."
6) And the most important reason why your statements hold no clout: NOBODY ASKED YOUR OPINION SO SHUT THE FUCK UP :)(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
| 10 minutes
(Anonymous)
2005-11-03 13:13
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I hope he used protection...
10 minutes! That's just pathetic (not you, him).(Reply to this) (Thread) |
| Re: 10 minutes
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2005-11-03 19:33
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It's amazing how you can start at 1am and suddenly it's 5am. What the hell happens to the time? The only drawback of having sex is the lack of sleep. But even when I try to "hurry it up" it still takes like an hour and a half, minimum. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread) |
| sex??? whats that?
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2005-11-10 21:44
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Funny how when people start talkin bout sex they all start Lyin....I ain't done in in so long I forgot what it's like.. I probablly would'nt know which hole to stick it in???? And why can't people have sex with assholes they don't like.. It's totally possible to be sexually attracted to someone ya would'nt want to hang out with... Satisfy each other then go hang with ugly people you like to hang out with...Class??? What tha fug is that???? Some retarded facade to hide behind while you pretend you are something that your not... I'd rather meet an honest girl that just wants to fuck me for the sake of getting her rocks off (Or whatever it is girls do) then split only to come back for another wild night of tawdry meaningless hot nasty pig sex (If I can remember how). Than some clingy, Classy, faker, Rugmuncher because she can't get a guy, peice of shit.... Way to Fuck Moll,,, get nailed again soon!!! And share the details with the rest of us Pathetic Folk like yourself were Rooting for ya...(thats a joke,,, Rooting in Australia means "fucking".. So when yer down under don't root for the home team :)....) (Reply to this) (Thread) |
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