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Distant Vincent (paintkismet) wrote,
@ 2005-01-02 18:50:00
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    Current mood: hungry
    Current music:FIF

    Only you can make every new day seem so new.
    Last night... was crazy. I went with Amanda and Ashley. I gave em the hobo card (it had been bitten). I also decided to include some old gum and two marshmallows. We stopped at a drugstore and got a disposable camera thing. Amanda and I were out in the Yukon, being chased by a transvestite eskimo. That was frightening... but we were able to save the holiday fudge. And the queen. We went to their aunt's house for their birthday. Their aunt tried to seduce me with guinea pigs. Lots of em. We watched the movie that Amanda and I made... that is still the funniest thing ever. Uh then we went to the mall and saw some people. We took pictures and drank coffee. That was uh... fun. And it was cold outside. We dropped Ashley and Alex off and went back to Mander's house. We took a bunch of crazy pictures and sent them to people. They were funny. We just kind of hung around til we went to pick Ashley and Alex up, then we made fun of Alex all the way home. Butt weasel. Speaking of Alex and butts, he would not keep his butt away from me. I kicked it, but he wouldn't move it. Uh.... I had a glass of pepperoni... and two doughnuts on forks. Amanda broke the coffemaker. We watched Dawn of the Dead and Alex and Ashley had such bad gas... lol. We wanted to sneak out but by the time Mander came in we were all too tired. Haha. We watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force.... go Meatwad! Haha. I walked home at 9:30 this morning, it was sooo cold! Well... I'm gonna put some quotes from last night then get offline. <3 ~*~April~*~

    "I had a hashbrown... wrapped in tinfoil."

    "I dropped the holiday fudge in the puddle!"

    "We're in the Yukon territory... I dunno if we're gonna make it... but hey it's an eskimo!!!"

    "I'm saving it for Rosh Hoshannah!"

    "D-d-d-dude I'm f-f-f-f-fuckin s-s-st-stuttering."

    "The touch of death."

    "I like you, let's stay together, we should sew ourselves together."

    "Pippie!"

    "Oh god... oh no... he just looooves me..."

    "It's a box of pennies!"

    Fuck you, you fuckin fuck.



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