I must say that I was thoroughly amused by all this. Sirius, you are a comic genius! And I'm so glad the you love me. Aw. Haha!
But, is there something you and Remus aren't telling me? I mean..uh...not to be disrespectful...but...um...is there soemthing...going on? Come on. You tell me everything. You can tell me. Just talk to me.
Melrin, I can't stop reading this...it cracks me up! Haha!
Sorry. I know we're all really friendly and all, but you guys seem to be off in your own little world sometimes. And it seems to be a little too...flirtatious. I just want to know if there is something going on. You're my best friend, you've never kept secrets before. Can't you just give me a clear "yes" or "no"? You can tell me later if you want.
I'm sorry if I'm digging too much into your privacy, but I don't know. Just tell me. We're friends. Best friends. You can tell me.