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::purple.penguin.hazy:: (oohazypenguinoo) wrote,
@ 2003-09-06 12:53:00
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    Current mood: chipper
    Current music:that yu-gi-oh game in the background

    carlos is the email master
    9 Things I Hate About Everyone

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
    where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when
    I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for
    the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn
    right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
    Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
    this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
    paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
    choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
    If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
    improvement, then there must have been something before it.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn
    thing anyone ever fucking does!!
    What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
    yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

    I dont know where he got it from but i <3 him anyway...especially since he doesnt send my bullshit email sabout god wants me seen people email viruses.

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