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| Current music: | Everything's Alright Jesus Christ Superstar |
Quote of the Day:
"When life gives you lemons, hand them right back to life and say, "Make your own damn lemonade!"
- Some comedian
Well, my first two days of school are officially over, and boy, doesn't my year look promising! Let me give you a little overview of my classes:
Spanish 4: The first thing my teacher says to us as we walk into the room is to inform us that we should expect homework everyday and just to prove her point assigns a 5 page packet that she deems as "muy facil." Muy facil my ass. Next we proceed to picking apart a painting by some spanish artist. That might have been interesting except for the fact that i am surrounded by imbeciles who can only remember enough spanish to make deep, meaningful comments such as "es rojo" or "es triste." YEAH, it's red! congratulations! You want to expand on that?
Chem: You'd think that after having five years of bad luck when it comes to lab partners, the O Mighty One might have cut me a break. But no, it doesn't look like it. I'm not really sure how to describe him, so i will let his T-shirt do it for him. His shirt reads "Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of those who threaten it." Wow. It's nice to know i'm handling explosives with someone so openminded.
PE: Have you ever noticed how every gym teacher is the EXACT same? Tall, muscular, drill sergeant voice, steriod induced temper and a some kind of facial hair. And i'm not just talking about the men. Well, this one did not excape the stereotype. He spent the whole class walking around the desks eating peanut butter out of a jar and explaining the rewards of a career in physical education.
Humanities: It's not a good sign when you are sitting in class being bored out of your mind when you suddenly come to the startling realization that you are smarter than your teacher. It's an even worse sign when you realize it the second you walk into the room. Take my humanities teachers for example. Yes, teachers. It takes two of them to teach a class. I just figure that the school board thought that if they both have half of a normal IQ, then the two of them together might be able to teach a class. We spent the class listening about last year's students achievements, from their hook ups and break ups to the Monet cupcakes and excursions to the Spaghetti Warehouse. Oh what a fun, fun year this is going to be.
Next time....the Amazing Adventures of Doughnut Man and Hole Boy!
Alex
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 |  Alex, you deserve an Anthem:
 friendet
2003-08-30 12:43
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Dun dun dundundun. The problem with Blurty is there's no audio, so when you want to sing, or just provide some tuneful Dun Dun Duns, you can only do so in spirit.
Wrote you a poem:
Norma J, you make my day
Flower in summer are pretty
That's it, I've nothing to say
And now we will all dance a ditty
I'm waiting for applause...
Ahh, well. I was also very surprised when Ali said she knew you, you should've seen, I flipped out. Her: "I know Alex *UNDISCLOSED LAST NAME GIVEN THIS IS THE INTERNET AND LECHES RUN FREE AS THE WIND*." Me: "ALEX? ALEX? OHH MAN! THIS IS THE MOST CAPITILIZATION I'VE SPOKEN IN A LONG TIME!" I should've told her to tell you to bring me a shrubbery, thereby making her our official Scurrying Messenger, but i was too caught up in the moment.
Actually, and I don't know if anyone will believe me, but the moment I saw Ali she reminded me of you. I don't even know why. Maybe because your names are so alike. But no, because I didn't know her name yet. And still, I thought; Man, that is either Alex's twin or a Pixie. Obviously she turned out to be the latter.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
--Tamlerrrrrrrr (I have no qualms about giving my last name out to lecherous cow-people online. Hopefully the extra r's will throw them off)(Reply to this) (Thread) |
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