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Help needed with software problems. (Humour)
Can anyone who is computer literate help me, as a friend of mine is having problems with his system. Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which he'd used for years without trouble.
However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off, but to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as:- Lads Knight Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many Bugs and left a virus in the system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fianc?e 1.0 only to discover to his dismay that this system required rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2004. But imagine my friend's disappointment on discovering that not only can Wife 1.0 be unstable and costly to maintain, but also that any mistake he makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0's Hardrive and cannot be deleted - it then re-surfaces some 9 months later.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter, which also runs PhotoSTROP and WHINGE.zip. No option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and guess the fault himself.
The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro for new attachments and Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled every week. It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation.
When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress Millennium add-on, but there could be problems. If Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.
What he wants to know is, is this a common problem????
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