Girl Who Destroyed The World (neongreen) wrote, @ 2003-08-26 00:21:00

Current mood:	amused
Current music:	Alien Sex Fiend-Now I'm Feeling Zombiefied

Today..I manipulated a boy into openly admitting that he had a small penis and that this girl grabbed his penis without even asking him. Most boys are so stupid and gullible. Haha!

Ryan:Davey Havok is gay
Me:Shut the hell up Ryan he has a bigger penis than you.
Ryan:How would you know?
Me: Oh I've been talking to someone..
Ryan: WHAT?!
Me: You heard me
Ryan: SAMANTHA? (his ex girlfriend whom I would NEVER be seen talking to)
Me: Yes..Samantha
Ryan: Oh shit! GOD DAMMIT! I HATE that stupid bitch. Why is she going around telling everyone that? I mean..it's not THAT small. SHE'S the one who grabbed it. I totally had a boner one day and she said she couldn't find it but that doesn't mean that it's small.

Ryan Brown has a small penis.

That made my day.

	freakishtwisted 2003-08-26 02:40 (link)
	Hahahaha. Davey is way sexy. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	blacknred18 2003-08-26 20:08 (link)
	hahaha holy shit that is totally hillarious and i love that person that posted w/ the little green dinasour running or skipping i dunno hahahahahahhaha (Reply to this) (Thread)

	yummy davey xthird_seasonx 2003-08-27 20:22 (link)
	davey is one hot man i wouldn't mind being his sex slave (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: yummy davey neongreen 2003-08-27 21:23 (link)
	Davey Havok has been known to even make the straightest of guys rethink their sexuality or become bi or totally transform them to be gay. It doesn't surprise me. There's something about him...And what would you do if you were his sex slave for a day.. oh dear..I'm not sure if I want to question where this is going.. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)