muzikman (muzikman) wrote, @ 2009-08-18 12:28:00

Observations of a Security Guard
*In this technological age, people are still oblivious to the fact that pretty much everything they do is being monitored by a video camera. It's also disconcerting when a Dollar Store has a better video security system than the rest of the mall!

*It's fun to talk to pigeons.

*A group of three 12 year old girls should never be asking for directions to a sports bar.

*Many folks in uptown SJ have turned "hanging out" into an art form.

*Contrary to popular belief, 1st impressions can indeed be wrong.

*I'm certainly no fashionista, but shorts and tank tops should only be worn in your house, at the pool or on the beach. This almost seems to be a required uniform for all males who stay in a hotel. Sorry, but it's sloppy. The least you can do is tuck in your tank top!

*Many people have a distinct discomfort and/or disrespect with authority.

*Never work one shift, then turn around 7 hours later and pull off another.

*Why do people have such a driving desire to light up their cigarettes in entryways?

*When I become elderly and retired, the last fucking place I would want to spend my day is a shopping mall.

*Giving a half hour's notice that you quit your job really inconveniences your co-workers. Thanks asshole!

*It's weird, but many of my co-workers resemble characters from "Blade Runner".

*Courtesy is optional for most people in retail, especially management.

*Yes, everything here does close at 5, and no, we are not open on Sunday. Go east like everyone else.

*Some folks don't like to be called "sir".

	(Anonymous) 2009-08-20 19:30 (link)
	Working in the same buidling I recognize pretty much everything you've mentioned... except I've certainly never noticed any Roy Batty on the front desk! ;) - Jill (Reply to this) (Thread)