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Small White Dragon (koshiroryuu) wrote in msas_muns,
@ 2003-04-13 19:23:00
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    NPC list!
    (darfatezip - Hope you don't mind that I'm just running with the idea, it's just that I'm anxious to have repository so my easily confuzzled little brain can keep up. ^_^)

    Please add your NPCs to the list by replying to this post, using the standard character sheet available at the MSAS community info page. If your NPC is a student, please add a listing for "House" right under the line for "Age/Year".

    Thanks!



    UPDATE:

    Here's a quick list of the NPCs who have character sheets here, as sorted by house, along with their ages, years, and genders ("Sue" or "Stu"). (current as of 4/23/03)


    Aqumortum
    - Sakura Yuy-Maxwell (Sue, 15, Fourth Year)
    - Mournheart Antecedent (Sue, 12, Second Year)
    - Alanna Solo (Sue, 16, Sixth Year)
    - Lady Elantarathiel Moonheart (Sue, elven equivalent of 13, Third Year)
    - Mitaki Valentine (Stu, 12, Second Year)
    - Lord Fitzgerald Charles Dominic Wilson-Greene, aka Fitz (Stu, looks to be around mid-twenties, Seventh Year)
    - Claire Young (Sue, 14, Fourth Year)
    - Sonora, originally Michelle Hunthart (Sue, 11, First Year)

    Aurasuin
    - Lucrezia Campanella (Sue, 16, Sixth Year)
    - Daidouji Tamaran (Stu, 11, First Year) (Note that this name is given in Japanese order, with the given name last.)
    - Princess Altair Feuille (Sue, 15, Fifth Year)
    - Kumo Shepado, aka SailorCloud (Sue, 16, Sixth Year)
    - Robbie (Stu, 16, Sixth Year) (See also Hadesian: JJ)

    Flammasari
    - Tori Kimura (Sue, 15, Fifth Year)
    - Mary Kate and Ashley Malfoy (Sues, 14, Third Year) (See also malfoy_twins)
    - Ethel Ester (Sue, 15, Fifth Year)

    Hadesian
    - Katsumi (Sue, 14, Fourth Year)
    - Usstan Uil Ssinssrin Baenre (Stu, 11, First Year)
    - Princess Diva (Sue, 13, Third Year)
    - Blaise Zabini, aka Boy!Blaise (Stu, 15, Fifth Year)
    - Blaise Zabini, aka Girl!Blaise (Sue, 15, Fifth Year)
    - JJ (Stu, 16, Sixth Year) (See also Aurasuin: Robbie)


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Awesome!
zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-13 22:47 (link)
I have so many Mary Sues that I've never used. I even have one I used as a parody of an MS. I am so going to do them up now. XD

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my first NPC, and our first sixth pilot!
koshiroryuu
2003-04-13 23:03 (link)
Full Name (Plus titles if any): Sakura Yuy-Maxwell

Age/Year: 15 (Fourth Year)

House: Aqumortum

Fandom(s): Gundam Wing

Species(es): genetically-engineered human


Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Long dark hair, rather messy in the front, with the back in a thick braid that reaches her knees.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Deep violet-blue eyes that reflect her every emotion.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: None.

Build: She is small but wiry, and extremely strong for her size.

Special Possessions: A small golden crucifix that used to belong to one of her fathers, a very large gun that used to belong to the other, and her own gundam.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): None, but she can pull the gun from out of nowhere, and has a tendency to talk to it as if it were an animal friend.


History/Origin: She is the daughter of Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell, via some obscure genetic engineering that nobody seems to be able to properly explain, but both her parents died in the war before she was born, so she angsts over them constantly. Somehow, though, she still knows exactly what both of them are like, and has their combined traits and features, despite having never actually seen or interacted with them in her entire life.

Connection To Canon: As above. Once she graduates Suewarts, she plans on using a device made by Dr. J to travel back in time and be the sixth pilot, save her parents, keep Trieze from dying, keep L5 from being destroyed, and make Wufei fall madly in love with her. She then plans on traveling back to her own time, where she and Wufei will resume their torrid love affair, despite him being at least twice her age. Her fathers, who will be alive (of course), will fully support their relationship, and will also have girlfriends of their own (because actual gayness is, like, so ew!).

Special Abilities: Anything that Heero and/or Duo can do, she can do better.

Other Traits: Lots of angst. Doesn't even have to be over anything in particular. Will occasionally try to hide it behind a smile, but will make sure that you can always see it in her eyes.

Likes: Guns, gundams, arguing, threatening peoples lives, playing horrifically un-funny practical jokes, angsting while pretending that she thinks nobody is looking.

Dislikes: Homosexuality. Mpreg. People who point out that those last two are awfully hypocritical of her.

Hobbies: Attempting time travel.

Anything Else? Her name has nothing to do with numbers whatsoever, but she doesn't understand why this is a problem. Also, although she is supposed to be half-Japanese, the only Japanese that she currently knows is "Omae o korosu." (And she doesn't understand why her being a girl means that it doesn't really make sense for her to say it that way.)

So, there she is, please feel free to torture her however you'd like. Have fun!

-- Koshiroryuu

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Re: my first NPC, and our first sixth pilot!
sophi
2003-04-14 23:40 (link)
Sweet, another GW Sue!

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Here we go!
zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-14 00:01 (link)
Oddly, I looked through my old character stuff and found a perfect NPC for each house. O_o Anyway, here we go!

Full Name (Plus titles if any): Lucrezia Campanella

Age/Year: 16 / 6th year

House: Aurasuin

Fandom(s): Original

Species(es): Human

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Her dark hair hangs behind her like a flag that had not been caught in the wind.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Her emerald-colored orbs take in everything she sees.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: Her olive skin is smooth, unwrinkled, unblemished.

Build: Built like an hourglass.

Special Possessions: A state-of-the-art training facility. Hell, state-of-the-art everything.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): None.

History/Origin: Lucrezia was born in Italy. After her graduation from Suewarts, she is to marry into the Mafia, then escape when she finds out what's going on, with the bad guys at her heels. She is to become a master thief, and will gain the companionship of a Brit named Benedict Reilly. Fighting against the odds, as it were.

Connection To Canon: She's the main character.

Special Abilities: Flexibility, cunning, speed, stealth.

Other Traits: She's stinking rich.

Likes: Money, honor, glory.

Dislikes: People who have no cause, deceit.

Hobbies: Dance, acting, social activities.

Anything Else?

Nah. She's rather dull.

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Re: Here we go!
zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-14 00:01 (link)
Full Name (Plus titles if any): Mournheart Antecedent

Age/Year: 12 / 2nd year

House: Aqumortum

Fandom(s): Original

Species(es): Not human. Not at all, though she looks it. But she won't say what she really is.

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): A mop of curly blonde hair with red tips.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Sad, sad, sad blue eyes.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: Her skin is the color of porcelain.

Build: Fairly well-developed for someone of her age. Petite and willowy.

Special Possessions: Her Overwhelming Cloud of Angst.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): A cute little black dog. She calls him Sorrow.

History/Origin: Her parents, kindly and loving, were executed because people feared them. She was raped many times. Men emotionally abused her. And she had to murder someone at the tender age of nine.

...of course, there's more, but that's all she ever talks about.

Connection To Canon: The girl the hero eventually falls in love with.

Special Abilities: The ability to never cheer up. She can also read minds and emotions.

Other Traits: She couldn't have fun if she tried.

Likes: People who are understanding and listen to her, comfort, the gentle touch of one who loves her.

Dislikes: Her cruel past and everything associated with it. Flammasaris. Cold reminders of what she could've become.

Hobbies: Angsting, weeping, writing bad poetry, trying to kill herself (which she does once every week).

Anything Else?

...she's a damned twit. I can't believe I once wrote crap like this. Thank God that wasn't what I really named her. -_-

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These two are ones I actually ended up using. ^_^
zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-14 00:03 (link)
Full Name (Plus titles if any): Tori Kimura

Age/Year: 15 / 5th year

House: Flammasari

Fandom(s): Rival Schools / Street Fighter

Species(es): Human

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Her fire-engine red hair frames her face, cut into a pert bob.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Her eyes were like the sea; blue-green, beautiful, indifferent to the comings and goings of others, incapable of permanent change.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: None.

Build: Ordinary for a schoolgirl. Nothing remarkable.

Special Possessions: She has a magic whistle.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): Not an animal friend, no... But with her magic whistle, she can summon Mr. Sparkle to her side. He can clean dishes, shatter cows, and doesn't seem to be affected by the environment.

History/Origin: Tori was born in Japan; she is a native there, despite Tori not really being a Japanese name. Her parents were accomplished graduates from Suewarts, but were most disappointed to learn that Tori had not yet redeemed Hyo with her pure love, and most of the canon characters regarded her as an annoyance. So they sent her off to Suewarts to become a better Mary Sue.

Connection To Canon: She stalks random characters, especially those from Gedo, because they're "evil." She also attends Taiyo, alongside Batsu and his friends. Sakura beat her up once.

Special Abilities: Tori's primary ability is damage-soaking. Throw whatever you've got at her; she'll always come back for more.

Other Traits: Despite the above, she really can't fight worth anything. However, she comes up with special moves on the fly; all of them follow the format of "(insert random Japanese word here) no Tori!" The most devastating of her moves is "Supiningu Pairu Doraibaa no Tori," which is a Spinning Pile Driver. However, she has to be very close to use it, and all her other moves are easily swatted aside by her opponents. This is not helped by her tendency to shout out the name of the move before she uses it.

She uses the honorific suffixes -san, -chan, and -sensei all the time, but aside from her special attacks, she really doesn't use that much Japanese, though can be counted on to occasionally shout out a random phrase that makes no sense in the context of the situation (her favorite is "ringo desu"). Tori calls people "EVIL!" (the caps are very important) if she doesn't like them. It doesn't matter if they're really evil or not.

Likes: Love and justice!

Dislikes: EVIL!, getting punted off into the distance, falling down staircases randomly.

Hobbies: Fighting crime in her own incompetent way, stalking good guys, stalking bad guys, watching anime.

Anything Else?

She's taken Otakuese more times than can be counted. Might want to place her in Martial Arts. No one takes her seriously; would be a prime target for evil or bitchy Sues.


And...


Full Name (Plus titles if any): Katsumi

Age/Year: 14 / 4th year

House: Hadesian

Fandom(s): Rival Schools

Species(es): Human

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Dark brown. And short. That's it.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Dirt brown.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: A horizontal scar slashes across her face; she received this in a fight. She wears black lipstick and eyeshadow.

Build: Small.

Special Possessions: Recording equipment. Her clothes, which are rather varied in style.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): None.

History/Origin: Katsumi was born in Japan to a couple of Normals some time ago. She grew up to be quite bitchy and troublesome, so she was shipped off to a junior high for bad girls. It was there that she met Zaki.

Connection To Canon: She's a member of Zaki's gang.

Special Abilities: Excellent hearing, catlike grace and speed.

Other Traits: Katsumi says exactly what she thinks, regardless of others' feelings. She might be a lesbian.

Likes: Blackmail, stealing, Zaki.

Dislikes: Stupid people, Tori, things that make no sense.

Hobbies: Recording conversations, gambling, bitching.

Anything Else?

She needs a new name. Badly. Also, because of her Normal heritage, she might be inclined to point out when things don't make any sense (but only if it's really bad).

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Re: These two are ones I actually ended up using. ^_^
koshiroryuu
2003-04-14 00:30 (link)
But with her magic whistle, she can summon Mr. Sparkle to her side.

*dies laughing*

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Alanna Solo, Jedi Angst-trordinaire
koshiroryuu
2003-04-14 00:10 (link)
I am so on a roll tonight. ^_^


Full Name (Plus titles if any): Alanna Solo

Age/Year: 16 (Sixth Year)

House: Aqumortum

Fandom(s): Star Wars

Species(es): Jedi (human)


Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Deep chestnut brown, falling nearly to her ankles. It is generally kept in some sort of elaborate hairdo (which she can do quickly by herself with very little effort) that doesn't affect her balance or hurt her neck in any way, with a thin chest-length braid that falls over one shoulder (whichever one is convenient).

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Dark brown eyes, just like her mother's.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: Very large breasts. Does that count?

Build: Oh, wait, here we go - very large breasts. ^_^ Otherwise, small but muscular.

Special Possessions: A double-bladed lightsaber, with blades that glow violet.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): Does R2-D2 count?


History/Origin: She is the youngest daughter of Han and Leia, and the most powerful as a Jedi.

Connection To Canon: After the time frame of Episodes 4-6, Han and Leia got married, and Leia became president of the New Republic. They had at least four children (although this number may vary with every re-telling), the youngest of which was Alanna. Immediately recognizing her as the single most powerful Jedi ever born, Luke had her brought to the Jedi Academy and taught the ways of the Force. However, when she was about twelve years old, there was an unfortunate incident while on a field trip to some unnamed random planetary system, and she accidentally killed more than a thousand people through the use of her Dark Side powers. After this, everyone feared her (including the other Jedi, who aren't even allowed to fear) except her Uncle Luke, who took her in as his own personal padawan. Although her family and friends do not blame her for the incident, she will always blame herself, and fears (again with the fearing!) that she will someday forever turn to the Dark Side, like her grandfather Darth Vader. Also, over the years, she and her uncle have grown extremely close, and she has fallen madly in love with him, a secret she keeps closely guarded since love is forbidden between master and padawan, and also because of the whole incest thing.

Special Abilities: Can pilot a ship as well as Han, and also has Mad Skillz as a Jedi. Will try to use Jedi Mind Tricks to get out of doing homework.

Other Traits: Doesn't talk much, likes to hang around in the background while angsting deeply and looking all cool and tragic. Generally wears black Jedi robes (ala Luke from "Return of the Jedi") to facilitate this trait. Also, she tends to spout stupid Jedi-ish sounding crap at the oddest of moments, and usually tries to look all unemotional as befitting a Jedi, although the constant angsting probably doesn't help with that last.

Likes: Her family, particularly her Uncle Luke. Piloting. Doing Jedi-type stuff.

Dislikes: Having to interact with others, and people who squick over incest.

Hobbies: Practicing her Jedi skills, particularly levitating random objects (often while they are in use, like the dining tables in the main hall during dinner time and so forth) and dueling with her lightsaber.

Anything Else? Harbors a secret hope that someday Luke will return her feelings so they can carry on an illicit love affair, which everyone will then find out about and condemn them for, until she dies tragically while saving them all from some random Great Evil (possibly the reincarnation of Emperor Palpatine or something) and Luke spends the rest of his life alone pining for her as everyone pities him for his poor tragic lost love. Has a tendency to get hurt on purpose just for pity, and then bravely not tell anyone / not allow anyone to help her so that people will think she's all tough and cool and wonderful and whatnot. May occasionally poison her own food, just for the attention.


I can see it now: "Ms. Solo, could you please stop doing handstands while levitating your chair so that we can begin class now? Thank you." *snerks*

-- Koshiroryuu

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*snerk*
zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-14 00:14 (link)
...the best part of that is that she reminds me of Jaina Solo or whatever the fuck her name was, from the later Star Wars books, only worse and with super-angst. XD

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adrian_elsbeth
2003-04-14 00:29 (link)
Full Name (Plus titles if any): Mary Kate and Ashley Malfoy

Age/Year: (It should go without saying that 11-12 year olds are generally first years, 12-13 year olds second years, etc.) 14 / 3rd Year

House: Flammasari

Fandom(s): Harry Potter / erm..Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

Species(es): Witches / Demons

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Light blonde hair with magenta highlights

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): dark blue /almost black

Unusual Markings/Colourations: They both have a scar on their forehead shaped like a dollar sign. '$'

Build: (I.E. voluptuous, skinny and pretty, etc, etc,) Very slim, 5 feet 5 inches tall.

Special Possessions: cellular phones that they use to talk to their friends (and each other). MK's phone is pink, Ashley's is green.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): None

History/Origin: Mary Kate and Ashley Malfoy are the twin daughters of Lucius Malfoy. When Lucius was practicing the Dark Arts, he accidently summoned a female demon named Olsena. He had an affair with her and she became pregnant with the twins. Because of complications during the birth, Olsena died. Lucius, who had an image to uphold, shipped the twins off to America to live with his cousin Stamos and his wife Stephanie. Both Narcissa, Lucius's wife, and his son Draco know about the twins. Draco hates them. So does Adrian. Apparently, someone tried to use the Killing Curse on them but they survived and gained their scars.


Connection To Canon: Draco Malfoy's half-sisters. Adrian Elsbeth's cousins.

Special Abilities: Smiling constantly. They have the ability to make people happy against their wills. This sometimes puts a strain on the victims' minds and they go insane. Other than that, they are just average HP witches.

Other Traits: Always happy. They can see the good in everyone and everything. Mary Kate is the uber-girly one. Ashley is more sporty, but still girly. They are a bit insane, probably from being around each other so much. They lie a lot, but don't see it as a bad thing.

Likes: smiling, cute boys, clothes, money, talking, being nice, cute animals

Dislikes: nothing.

Hobbies: talking on their cell phones, snooping around in other people's business

Anything Else?

Can't think of anything else. Feel free to use them and make them as ditzy as possible. I don't care. :P You can make up some stuff.

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koshiroryuu
2003-04-14 01:26 (link)
Have I mentioned how much I love you? ^_^

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Re:
adrian_elsbeth
2003-04-14 01:56 (link)
Hehe! I have to give credit to one of my friends for coming up with the idea of a Mary Kate and Ashley Malfoy. I just ran with it and made up a backstory. ^_^

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zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-14 02:09 (link)
Still kicks major ass, though. I especially love the scars. XD

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This is *so* fun.
amalinevra
2003-04-14 00:44 (link)
Full Name (Plus titles if any): Lady Elantarathiel Moonheart

Age/Year: 13/3rd year (elven equivalent)

House: Aqumortum

Fandom(s): Original

Species(es): Elven. Big-time.

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): A wave of golden, shining hair, touched here and there with amber, burnished highlights that remind observers of the first day of autumn in some golden country. It tumbles gleaming down to her waist.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Delicate, almond-shaped, golden eyes, pools of molten gold on the forge of the sun.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: (Most of the time) Golden skin, the color of summer sunlight. She doesn't actually glow, though, so vampires and others allergic to luminescent!Sues should be fine around her. But in sunlight, she can flash like fire.

Also, she has the elven pointed ears, and a strangely angled face, tugged up towards the corners. High cheekbones.

Build: Athletic-looking, to a human. Perfectly toned limbs, slender body. She just barely reaches six feet.

Special Possessions: Radiant beauty. Ability to make someone feel sorrowful and remorseful with just a look.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): Klerkavian, a black seagull with an extremely loud voice.

History/Origin: Elantarathiel's people once ruled a peaceful country where they lived with other fey-kin; she was their Queen. Humans were relatively insignificant beasts compared to them. Then a human with powerful magic came on the scene, and managed to resculpture basically their whole world. The human offered them a choice when the fight was done: change into a more harmless fey race, or submit to caging in an alternate world. Elantarathiel chose neither, and insulted the human to boot, so the woman shut her up in another, even darker world with goblins tormenting her for years and years. Elantarathiel just recently fought her way free and came to Suewarts because she knows that there are people here who will pity her. Klerkavian joined her on the way, the only creature who has been kind to her since the day of her imprisonment.

Connection To Canon: Angsty!Elf-queen. Her transformed people don't remember her, and the ones shut up in the other world think she's dead. She's the only one who remembers the glory of what elves once were in her world.

(For the record, this is actually a warped version of a plot I used in an original story, but Elantarathiel is just now crawling out of my brain).

Special Abilities: She can change the color of her skin, hair, and eyes, usually to blue or red. She sings with heartbreaking beauty, and can get everyone to pay attention to her when she does. Her beauty stuns people into silence. She also has a power of magic called "dreaming like fire," which means that, if left uninterrupted for a long enough period of time, she can imagine something new and impose her vision of it over what is actually there. She could imagine a bridge over a stream, for example, and make it appear instead of the ordinary boring grassy bank.

Other Traits: She talks constantly about the past to anyone who will listen. She gets along with humans for the sake of staying in Suewarts, but doesn't like females with powerful magic.

Likes: Beauty, people who pay attention to her beauty, interrupting other people's fun, using her magic to create new things for people (whether they want them or not), elves.

Dislikes: People who ignore her, ugly people, human females with powerful magic.

Hobbies: Singing, drifting around looking sorrowful and waiting for someone to ask her what's wrong, dancing, dreaming like fire.

Anything Else? Elantarathiel would probably be shocked into stillness if she actually found some way to return to what she once was. She's much more interested in developing her beauty and sorrow skills, and making everyone in all the worlds pay attention to her; she hopes Suewarts will bring her to a culmination of that goal.

(And yes, I did make myself sick with the language. Just so you know).

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Yes, I know we have a lot of Hadesians, but...
amalinevra
2003-04-14 01:04 (link)
...if I had had time to play two characters, I would have liked to play this Marty-Stu.

Full Name (Plus titles if any): Usstan Uil Ssinssrin Baenre

Age/Year: 11/1st year or drow equivalent

House: Hadesian

Fandom(s): Forgotten Realms

Species(es): Drow, dark elf.

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Extremely thick, bone-white hair down to his shoulders, often worn pushed behind his pointed ears.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): His eyes glow red as the last dying embers of hope in the night, but in the light they're bright green. He doesn't like light, though, and usually keeps his hood pulled up.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: Jet-black skin. Very sharply pointed ears. The marks of several whip-scars from the high priestesses on his back- but attractive scars, of course!

Build: Toned, athletic. 5'4", 125 pounds. Moves like a dancer.

Special Possessions: Two scimitars, and a snake-headed whip.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): A large spider named Qos; a female cheetah named Amberelli.

History/Origin: Born in Menzoberranzan to House Baenre, Usstan never quite fit into drow society. He was always a little too cheerful, both in plotting revenge and in having sex with everything that moved, male or female. His elder sister Triel tried to break him, but he was a secret worshipper of Vhaeraun, the drow god of males and thievery, and his god spared his life. But Usstan thought it was politic to pretend to like Lloth, the drow spider-goddess, so he started worshipping her- and actually fell in love. He's a priest of Lloth, which is incredibly rare. He eventually killed Triel with one of his rare poisons, and ruled House Baenre for a while. He left Menzoberranzan in search of some more excitement, seeing as he'd already done things normally impossible for a drow male.

Connection To Canon: Son of Matron Baenre and Zaknafein Do'Urden (he only suspects that last, and doesn't know it). That makes him half-brother to Drizzt Do'Urden, but he fights better than Drizzt and "isn't whiny like that idiot, either." He's had sex with Briza Do'Urden, the only male ever to impress her. Worships both Lloth *and* Vhaeraun, with the full knowledge of both, and gets away with it.

Special Abilities: Fights in the drow draa velven or "two blades" style, but much better than Drizzt. Mixes and makes poisons with consummate skill. Plots nasty revenges with consummate skill. Blends into shadows easily, as a cleric of Vhaeraun, and is an expert thief. As a priest of Lloth, can call and control spiders. Is an excellent lover.

Other Traits: Flirts with just about anyone, though he's more choosy about whom he actually goes to bed with. Paranoid when he's not flirting. Likes trying out poisons on people.

Likes: Spiders, sex, elves, whips, power, poisons, revenge, chaos.

Dislikes: Drizzt Do'Urden, people who refuse him, people who think they can take him in a fight, extremely bright light.

Hobbies: Alchemy, sex, flirting, bloodily sacrificing people.

Anything Else? Usstan wants 'new worlds to conquer,' which for him basically translates into: new people to have sex with, new evil things to do, and new beauty to appreciate. He's come to Suewarts specifically to learn to do that.

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adrian_elsbeth
2003-04-14 03:04 (link)
Adrian needs an innocent little boy to play with. Everyone is so sex crazed at Suewarts, heheh. So....

Full Name (Plus titles if any): Mitaki Valentine

Age/Year: (It should go without saying that 11-12 year olds are generally first years, 12-13 year olds second years, etc.) 12 / 2nd Year

House: Aqumortum

Fandom(s): Final Fantasy 7

Species(es): Human / Monster

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Coal black, shoulder length

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Blood red eyes like his father's.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: He is very pale.

Build: (I.E. voluptuous, skinny and pretty, etc, etc,) Very short and frail.

Special Possessions: His PHS (portable phone type thing) that he uses to call his friend, Cain Highwind.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): None

History/Origin: The illegitimate child of Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi. His mother, Yuffie, died while giving birth to him, for some inexplicable reason. His father, Vincent, was loving and cared for his son as best he could, raising him in Wutai. Mitaki carries much guilt because he 'killed his own mother'. He decided to attend Suewarts so he could learn to be a great warrior and perhaps learn how to alter reality and bring his mother back to life.

Connection To Canon: Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi's son. Friend of Cid Highwind's son.

Special Abilities: He can levitate and is extremely strong, despite his small frame.

Other Traits: He angsts constantly. He isn't very vocal about it though. He settles for sighing mournfully, shuddering in horror, and wringing his hands. He is shy and not likely to speak to many people.

Likes: Writing poetry, talking to Cain and Adrian, sleeping, ninjitsu, reading, mourning his mother's death, writing letters to his father, studying astrology

Dislikes: extremely cheerful people

Hobbies: playing with Adrian, sleeping, drawing pictures, daydreaming

Anything Else?

He resembles Adrian a lot looks-wise, but they aren't related. The kanji in his name mean 'beautiful waterfall'. I thought it would be an interesting name for Vincent to give him. >.

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wizardprincess
2003-04-14 03:48 (link)
This is Cahira's roomate kinda girl. Just for fun. ^-^

Full Name (Plus titles if any): Ethel Ester

Age/Year: 15/5

House: Flammasari

Fandom(s): LOTR (shes a 'funkymoderngaldropsintomiddleearth' Sue)

Species(es): Human

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): brown shaggy hair that comes just past her shoulders, a fringe that falls into her eyes and natural blonde streaks.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Plain, coke coloured brown.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: Her shaggy hair. No one else has *shaggy* hair in Suewarts.

Build: Tall And Sturdy. Haha.

Special Possessions: Her Medieval Princess Barbie.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): None

History/Origin: Normal, funky, quater rebel/goth/hippy/rockchic girl who drops into Middle-earth and does whatever the hell she wants.

Connection To Canon: None what so ever.

Special Abilities: She's able to flunk every subject and still not get kicked out of school.

Other Traits: can remember random words from random songs and sings them at random times.

Likes: Singing badly, kicking badly, painting badly, writing badly and putting on make up badly.

Dislikes: Really skinny people.

Hobbies: see 'Likes'.

Anything Else? She's just wierd and SO doesn't belong in this school, becuase unlike other Sues, she's bad at EVERYTHING.

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Oh, geez, this one's just *so* bad.
koshiroryuu
2003-04-14 03:54 (link)
Full Name (Plus titles if any): Daidouji Tamaran

Age/Year: 11 (First Year)

House: Aurasuin

Fandom(s): Cardcaptor Sakura

Species(es): Human


Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Soft grayish-black in color, it is short and frames his delicate face in loving wispy waves.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Deep cerulean blue.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: Very pale.

Build: Small and slight.

Special Possessions: Lots and lots and lots of money.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): None.


History/Origin: He is Tomoyo's twin brother, who lives in America with their estranged father.

Connection To Canon: As above. Upon graduation from Suewarts, his father will die tragically and he will be forced to move back to Tomoeda, just in time to go to high school with Sakura, Tomoyo, Syaoran, Meilin and Eriol (the last three of whom will be inexplicably going to high school in Japan, of course). Once there, he plans to fall madly in love with both Yukito and Touya, and both will fall in love with him, whereupon they will have a three-way marriage and live happily ever after. Yue will, of course, approve, and may be slightly jealous of their happiness, unless they decide to include him, too.

Special Abilities: None, really, but he is extremely intelligent and tends to notice the slightest of insignificant details. Oh, and he can make costumes really, really well and in an incredibly short amount of time.

Other Traits: He is, essentially, Tomoyo with a penis, only slightly more docile and demure.

Likes: Pretty much any of the CCS characters. He also enjoys sewing, cooking, reading, listening attentively in class, and being incredibly modest.

Dislikes: There isn't much that he dislikes, although it does upset him when others get upset.

Hobbies: Sewing, cooking, studying, smiling sweetly.

Anything Else? His Japanese is perfect, so it is difficult for him to understand Otakuese. Also, his given name is made up of the kanji for "beautiful as a jewel" and "orchid" and is not, to the best of my knowledge, any sort of an actual Japanese name. *snerks*

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adrian_elsbeth
2003-04-14 13:49 (link)
Cool. I might mention him occasionally! I like the idea of Adrian having a little gang made up of kids from other Houses. Do you mind if I use him that way?

I like your Gundam Wing NPC. *laughs* I used to be a big fan of that show. Some crazy people in that fandom though. ^_^;;


Now I just need a Flammasari, hehe. Might use zurvan_palazzo's Tori NPC ^_^ She sounds pretty funny. She could just hang around and annoy the hell out of Adrian and Mitaki. One of those friends you hate, ya know. >.<

-stefani

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zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-14 14:12 (link)
Ooh, yay! I was hoping someone would use her; if I had time for two characters, I would've played as her. ^_^ She was an MS parody, and a really weird one at that.

Forgot to mention a few things about her, though. ^_^

She has a move called Satsu no Tori. It's a parody of Akuma's Shun Goku Satsu (the move's called Satsu no Tori because Akuma fights using Satsu no Hadou). The entire area goes black, and a random kanji suddenly appears. Nothing else happens; it's completely and utterly useless. XD

Tori tends to be awfully... clingy. She is incapable of taking a hint, even if someone doesn't like her.

In the fic she came from, a lot of people ignored her whenever she said something, no matter what it was. ^_^

Again from the fic, she tried the Kunoichi Clothes Rip (when a female character tears off her clothes to reveal something else underneath it, even if it shouldn't be able to be concealed by the first outfit), but tore off everything but her underclothes. XD

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adrian_elsbeth
2003-04-14 14:23 (link)
She has a move called Satsu no Tori. It's a parody of Akuma's Shun Goku Satsu (the move's called Satsu no Tori because Akuma fights using Satsu no Hadou). The entire area goes black, and a random kanji suddenly appears. Nothing else happens; it's completely and utterly useless. XD

*laughs* Random kanji? Think of the possibilities.. I already have some funny kanji to use. Hell, her name could be the kanji for 'Chicken'. I find that amusing.

Tori tends to be awfully... clingy. She is incapable of taking a hint, even if someone doesn't like her.

I'm sure Adrian will tell her to piss off regularly. Maybe Mitaki will beat her up. It's good to know she will keep coming back for more. ;P

In the fic she came from, a lot of people ignored her whenever she said something, no matter what it was. ^_^

I can see that happening a lot.

Again from the fic, she tried the Kunoichi Clothes Rip (when a female character tears off her clothes to reveal something else underneath it, even if it shouldn't be able to be concealed by the first outfit), but tore off everything but her underclothes. XD

Heheh.

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zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-14 14:32 (link)
*laughs* Random kanji? Think of the possibilities.. I already have some funny kanji to use. Hell, her name could be the kanji for 'Chicken'. I find that amusing.

Her name was the kanji for chicken (or rather, bird; inside joke) when I wrote her. ^_^

I'm sure Adrian will tell her to piss off regularly. Maybe Mitaki will beat her up. It's good to know she will keep coming back for more. ;P

I think she's masochistic. ;)

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koshiroryuu
2003-04-14 14:22 (link)
Cool. I might mention him occasionally! I like the idea of Adrian having a little gang made up of kids from other Houses. Do you mind if I use him that way?

Not at all. As an NPC, he is anyone's to use and abuse at will. ^_^ (And I have two more coming up whenever I have a minute to type them out that would probably follow Adrian around, as well, if you can stand them sniping at each other. Both Hadesian, though, and a few years older than him.)


I like your Gundam Wing NPC. *laughs*

Thanks. I have this vision of their being a good half-dozen sixth pilots attending Suewarts at any one point in time, so I felt I had to add at least one to the NPC list. *G* And you're right about the fandom - I've never been active in it, but it frightens me to no end at times.


-- Ko-chan

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professor_priss
2003-04-14 08:49 (link)
Full Name (Plus titles if any): Princess Altair Feuille

Age/Year: 15 (fifth year)

House: Aurasuin

Fandom(s): Sorcerer Hunters

Species(es): half human, half Winged Person

Hair Colour: Opalescent white and wavy, contrasting with her bronzed skin.

Eye Colour: Brilliant amber, but can also take on a more golden appearance at times of high emotion.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: Tattoos on her face (considered to be a mark of female beauty by her clan of Winged People). A set of massive white wings at her back.

Build: Tall and svelte.

Special Possessions: None, other than the adoration of all the Sorcerer Hunters, Haz Knights, and pretty much everyone else she runs across.

Animal Friend(s): none

History/Origin: The daughter of Mille Feuille and the last remaining noble of the Winged People, Altair was raised far south of the Spooner Continent in a civilization much like the Maya.

Connection To Canon: Mille Feuille’s daughter

Special Abilities: She can summon a phoenix (as Mille can) to banish the undead. Like her mother, she can take on the form of an enormous white humanoid hawk which breathes fire. Altair can also use her own summons, Garuda Fire, which is pretty much the same as her other one, only far more powerful.

Other Traits: Being a princess, Altair is reserved, highly schooled, and very well-mannered.

Likes: Birds, beautiful music, flowers.

Dislikes: Cold, being surrounded by commoners.

Hobbies: Playing her flute.

Anything Else? Well, in the Sorcerer Hunters manga, we find that the Winged People (Daughter is one of them) are all dead, except for Daughter and Sirius of the Wind. The “fanon” explanation for Altair’s momma: A big group moved south for the winter and never went back, because who needs shitty temperate weather when you can live in a rainforest?

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professor_priss
2003-04-14 09:29 (link)
Full Name (Plus titles if any): Princess Diva

Age/Year: 13 (third year)

House: Hadesian

Fandom(s): El Hazard

Species(es): Bugrom/ Human

Hair Colour: A lovely shade of lavender-pink, exactly like her mother's.

Eye Colour: Golden, also just like Queen Diva’s.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: Small violet “eyespots” tattooed onto her face, very much like Diva’s. Transparent insect wings which aren’t of any use for flying, but look almost like a cape. (Actually, she's pretty much a clone of Queen Diva, hence the name and succession rights.)

Build: Slender, but big-busted.

Special Possessions: A small dispatch of Bugrom sent with her to Suewarts to watch over her. Being Bugrom, they’re rather inept, but also blindly loyal.

Animal Friend(s): See above.

History/Origin: Princess Diva was born about a year after the events of The Alternative World, and from the get-go she proved herself to be an soulless bitch by cannibalizing a stillborn sister in the womb. Though very young, Diva and her brothers and sisters have more or less conquered Roshtaria and made El Hazard a better place for Daddy to rule.

Connection To Canon: Jinnai and Queen Diva’s daughter. (Eldest of a set of fraternal quintuplets.)

Special Abilities: Outside of being able to command Bugrom effectively? I guess that she’s a capable leader and yet related to Jinnai is special.

Other Traits: She’s incredibly intelligent, cunning, and manipulative. And she’s very charismatic. People are very willing to love, her until they find out that she eats members of her own species(es.)

Likes: Power, causing pain, torturing sentient beings.

Dislikes: Humans (except for Daddy), those who question her morals.

Hobbies: Torturing prisoners, strategizing.

Anything Else? Jinnai (and Queen Diva) hate her, as do her siblings and even the Bugrom. They sent her to Suewarts with the excuse that they wanted her to learn how to be a better despot; in reality, they’re hoping that she never comes home.

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Quite a random one
tristan_thor
2003-04-14 13:11 (link)
Okay, here is one who can wander the halls...

Full Name (Plus titles if any): Lord Fitzgerald Charles Dominic Wilson-Greene, called Fitz
Age/Year: Unknown, looks like he is in his mid-twenties/ 7th year (he is workking on his Stu-ish traits, still...has failed several years at Suewarts and can't buy his way out)
House: Aqumortum ( the hat thought it would be amusing to put him here)
Fandom(s): Jilly Cooper- verse
Species(es): Posh, upper class, english human male

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): floppy (in a hugh grant manner), rich brazilian coffee flavoured coloured hair
Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): a strkingly rich cornflower blue
Unusual Markings/Colourations: Bronzed god tan (despite being english; he is a Stu)
Build: His muscles are strong and he has thighs that can grip tighter than a vise due to his extensive horseback riding. He is quite tall and his body is that of a fine sculpture.
Special Possessions: His riding gear, polo stick, his trombone, little black book with all his conquests, oh, and bucket loads of money, a stately country manor and his obnoxiuos behaviour
Animal Friend(s) (if any): His horses. He several: Africa which he bought off of Jake Lovell, somehow..., The Prince of Darkness (I think that is right, don't have books with me), that he bought after Rannaldini's death, and His own horse BottleRocket. He also has three polo horses, ShadowMatrix, MetaHorse, SlashLightning, also his dog Angold, a lurcher.

History/Origin: He has appeared in all the Jilly Cooper books. Always appearing as he is described here despite the books taking place over a period of thirty years or so.
Connection To Canon: He used to go on the prowl with Rupert Campbell-Black, until Rupert settled down with Taggie. Then he hung around with Basil Baddingham, adding more notches to his belt. He associated with Lysander Hawkley and can't understand why he married the dumpy Kitty. Lived with the Celtic Mafia during his brief stint as a trombone player. He competed with Rannaldini as well, until the poor bastard was murdered.
He also was on the Olympic Riding teams with Rupert and the other characters in Riders. Played on 'Apocalpyse' in Polo, also was a Man who made Husband's Jealous (in The Man Who Made Husbands Jealous),like Lysander, slept with Abigal Rosen in Appasionata (you know he was the real reason she attempted suicide...), helped with Tabitha Campbell-Black as conroller of the horses and hounds on the set of 'Don Carlos' in Score, and attempted seducing both Maud and Taggie in Rivals.
Special Abilities: apparently never aging...He also has the annoying ability of terrible pick up lines that make women wibble and immediately sleep with him
Other Traits: to sound condescending when he addresses everyone, also being completely submissive to attractive, dominating men women.
Likes: horses, women, polo, women, dogs, women, himself, women, competition, men women, fellow boarding school chums, women, the main male characters in all the books in a sexual way in a male bonding type of way (except for that Jake Lovell), women
Dislikes: Jake Lovell, when he doesn't win, un-posh people, women who turn him down (although it has yet to happen)
Hobbies: Show jumping, polo, making husbands jealous, listening to fine classical music performed by the Rutminster (is that right?) Symphony Orchestra, picking up women, practising his trombone

Anything else? He has also shagged, Fenella (Riders) and Perdita (Polo), and Cameron (Rivals) and has been constantly working at Helen Campbell-Black/ Gordon/ Rannaldini

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zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-14 13:22 (link)
*dies laughing* That's fucking priceless...

How the hell d'you know what his hair tastes like, though? XD

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tristan_thor
2003-04-14 13:45 (link)
How the hell d'you know what his hair tastes like, though?
Jumbling the descriptive adjectives, that is all...;)

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zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-14 13:49 (link)
I know, I was joking. Still funny, though. :D

Mmm, coffee hair...

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brecheiniog
2003-04-14 15:36 (link)
That, my love, is priceless. And yes, all your facts are right *snuggles*

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tristan_thor
2003-04-14 15:40 (link)
Yay! I couldn't remember it all! *doing happy dance*

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OriginalSenshi!Sue
sophi
2003-04-14 23:56 (link)
in case you don't feel like doing your homework, Kumo is the Sue to go to.

Full Name (Plus titles if any): Kumo Shepado - SailorCloud
Age: 16
House: Aurasuin
Fandom(s): Sailormoon
Species(es): Senshi
Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Well. When she’s in civilian form, it’s long and brown - Think Minako, but no bow. But when she transforms into her senshi form, it shorten, and it white and fluffy. Like clouds. Because she is SailorCloud
Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Dark sea blue. Oh, and she wears glasses, but only in civvie form.
Unusual Markings/Colourations: None.
Build: Short and of medium build
Special Possessions: Her transformation locket, and her many books on assorted subjects
Animal Friend(s) (if any): Beatrice the flying poodle, the stupidest animal companion EVER
History/Origin: Well, Moon Kingdom wise, she was the protector of the clouds, which makes sense. There’s some long drawn-out story about why her appeance changes when she transforms, but... I don’t remember most of it. And modern-day wise, she lived a boring human life, until Beatrice found her.
Connection To Canon: Like all new senshi teams, she hates Sailormoon and her cronies, and they don’t like her either. The Weather Senshi kick the Planetary Senshi’s asses.
Special Abilities: ... she’s a senshi. She wears short skirts and has magic powers. Whoo!
Other Traits: She’s really smart. Like, super smart. She reads a lot. Her genious rivals Amis.
Likes: Reading, writing, doing things like advanced calculus, and hiding in her room avoiding social contact (this is part of the reason she was sent to SueWarts, she needs to be more outgoing)
Dislikes: Stupid people, Usagi, and easy homework
Hobbies: Reading. Being smart. Doing other people’s homework for them.
Anything Else? Her name is really dumb, because I was 12. It means shepard of the clouds, or at least that’s what I said it meant.

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Boy!Blaise
koshiroryuu
2003-04-15 14:48 (link)
This needed to be done. Really.


Full Name (Plus titles if any): Blaise Zabini, but generally referred to as Boy!Blaise

Age/Year: 15 (Fifth Year)

House: Hadesian

Fandom(s): Harry Potter

Species(es): Wizard (Human)


Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Short and artfully messy dark brown hair, with streaks of blackest midnight.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Deep sea green.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: None.

Build: Tall, somewhat slender, but very masculine. Very well-defined musculature. ^_^

Special Possessions: His wand, which he’s never seen carrying but which he can pull out of nowhere. Eight inches, very bendy, mahogany with an elven toenail core.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): A barn owl named, ironically, Screech.


History/Origin: Boy!Blaise comes from a long line of Sues wizards. His family has been friends with the Malfoys for years, and Severus Snape used to be his babysitter.

Connection To Canon: Blaise Zabini is, peripherally, canon.

Special Abilities: Sucking up to evil people, particularly if their heritage involves the names Malfoy, Snape or Riddle.

Other Traits: Madly in love with Draco Malfoy, but doesn’t like to admit it in public. Will endeavor to crush anyone who gets in the way of his love. Despises Girl!Blaise with a passion that burns like a thousand suns, and will go out of his way to piss her off.

Likes: Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Voldemort, Death Eaters, Slytherins/Hadesians in general, being evil, doing evil things, sucking up to evil people, etc.

Dislikes: Girl!Blaise. Being associated with Girl!Blaise in any way. People who think that he and Girl!Blaise are related and/or refer to them collectively as “the Zabinis” (or, worse yet, “the Zambinis”). Also Harry Potter, Gryffindors/Flammasaris, and Mary-Kate and Ashley Malfoy for being so damned perky and giving the Malfoys a bad name.

Hobbies: Being evil, sucking up to evil people, snarking on Gryffindors/Flammasaris, longing for Draco, doing evil things to impress Draco, and plotting against Girl!Blaise.

Anything Else? Boy!Blaise came to Suewarts because, deep in his heart, he longs to be the center of attention, rather than a name-only mention that everybody always spells wrong. In the end, though, he’s not really leader material, and generally ends up following whoever sounds most evil at the time.


Look for the second part in a minute.

-- Koshiroryuu

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Girl!Blaise
koshiroryuu
2003-04-15 14:49 (link)
And now, part two...


Full Name (Plus titles if any): Blaise Zabini, but everybody calls her Girl!Blaise

Age/Year: 15 (Fifth Year)

House: Hadesian

Fandom(s): Harry Potter

Species(es): Witch (Human)


Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Sleek shoulder-length dark brown hair with fiery red highlights.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Deep ocean blue.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: None.

Build: Small and feminine, with a noticeably buxom chest. Strong for her size, though.

Special Possessions: Her wand, of course, which is never seen in her possession but is always there when she wants it. Seven inches, somewhat rigid, cherry with an ogre snot core.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): A screech owl named (dear Gods above) Barney.


History/Origin: Girl!Blaise, too, comes from deep Mary Sue wizard roots. Her family also knows the Malfoys, and Voldemort is her third cousin (twice removed).

Connection To Canon: Again, Blaise Zabini is (kinda) canon.

Special Abilities: Sucking up to evil people, particularly if their heritage involves the names Malfoy, Snape or Riddle.

Other Traits: Deeply in love with Draco Malfoy, but won’t generally admit it. Actively works against anyone she perceives as competition for his love. Also, her all-consuming hatred for Boy!Blaise knows no bounds.

Likes: Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Voldemort, Death Eaters, Slytherins/Hadesians in general, being evil, doing evil things, sucking up to evil people, etc.

Dislikes: Boy!Blaise, being associated with Boy!Blaise in any way, people who think that she is in any way related to Boy!Blaise, and people who refer to them collectively as “the Blaises” (or, worse yet, “the Blaizes”). Also Harry Potter, Gryffindors/Flammasaris, and Mary-Kate and Ashley Malfoy for being sorted into Flammasari and giving the Malfoys a bad name.

Hobbies: Being evil, sucking up to evil people, bitching at or about Gryffindors/Flammasaris, longing for Draco, doing evil things to impress Draco, and plotting against Boy!Blaise.

Anything Else? Girl!Blaise also came to Suewarts out of a need to be the center of attention, but she’s just as unlikely as Boy!Blaise to get her wish, and is generally much more of an Evil Minion than an Evil Mastermind.


And there they are. Do with them what you will. ^_^

-- Koshiroryuu

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Re: Girl!Blaise
adrian_elsbeth
2003-04-15 15:50 (link)
Heh, Blaise Zabini.. one of the great mysteries of the HP canon/fanon. Is it a boy or girl? Whichever one is more convenient at the moment! (I always figured it was a boy since that is normally a boy's name :)

Elf toenail and Ogre snot wand cores. :D

I hope everyone starts the 'classes' soon. My brain has overheated and I seem to be having writer's block. Maybe everyone else is too. Not many posts yesterday/today. >.<

I may make another NPC soon. Just trying to think of a fandom that hasn't been used yet.

-stefani





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adrian_elsbeth
2003-04-15 16:15 (link)
Full Name (Plus titles if any): JJ and Robbie

Age/Year: (It should go without saying that 11-12 year olds are generally first years, 12-13 year olds second years, etc.) 16 / Sixth Year

House: JJ is in Hadesian and Robbie is in Aurasuin.

Fandom(s): Kevin Smith View Askew Universe (Clerks, Mall-rats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, J&SB Strike Back)

Species(es): Human

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): JJ has long dirty blond hair. Robbie's is shoulder-length and brown. They look more or less like young versions of Jay and Silent Bob ^_^;

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): JJ's eyes are blue. Rob's eyes are brown.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: JJ's eyes are usually glazed over.

Build: (I.E. voluptuous, skinny and pretty, etc, etc,) JJ is tall and skinny. Robbie is medium height and a little overweight.

Special Possessions: JJ has a wide assortment of bongs. Robbie has a Batman utility belt.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): A baby monkey named Kong.

History/Origin: One day, Jay and Silent Bob decided they were tired of being 'Heterosexual Life Mates' and started getting it on. Alanis God thought it would be funny to make Jay able to have children. She didn't inform anyone of this. So somehow, Jay ends up pregnant with Silent Bob's kids. He has fraternal twins; JJ who resembles Jay, and Robbie who resembles Bob. >.<

Connection To Canon: kids of Jay and Silent Bob

Special Abilities: JJ can annoy the living hell out of everyone. He is able to get away with most anything. He manages to sneak drugs into Suewarts easily. Robbie is very smart and can create all sorts of nifty things and come up with ingenious plans.


Other Traits: JJ is dumb as a rock. Robbie is quiet, but occasionally will say something profound.

Likes: drugs, movies, standing around at the entrance of the dining hall

Dislikes: anyone who pisses them off

Hobbies: Selling drugs, cursing, irritating people, talking about movies

Anything Else?

I thought it would be funny to have them hanging around in the background. ^_^;; Use them as you see fit.
I will think of some better characters later. >.

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I hate this kind of Mary Sue. Hate hate hate hate hate.
zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-15 18:03 (link)
Full Name (Plus titles if any): Claire Young

Age/Year: 14 / 4th year

House: Aqumortum (where any proper MS from her fandom would end up)

Fandom(s): Genso Suikoden

Species(es): Human

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Her magnificent mane of blonde hair shimmered like thread spun from pure gold.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Her jade-colored eyes held both compassion and truth.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: Her True Runes. One on her left hand (Rune of Beginning), one on her right hand (Rune of Life and Death), one on her forehead (Gate Rune). Never mind that it's impossible to have more than one, unless you figure out what Windy was trying to do. Claire can do it because she's a Mary Sue.

Build: She's heartstoppingly gorgeous, with a figure that just doesn't quit.

Special Possessions: The True Runes. They're very, very powerful conduits of magic. Each exercises a power over the universe, which is implied by their names. They allow her to live forever if she's never killed, but even that probably wouldn't stop her. Oh, and she carries a staff.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): Not an animal, really. Her caretaker, Mark, follows her wherever she goes. He looks suspiciously like Gremio, and some suspect that it actually is a brainwashed Gremio.

History/Origin: Once, when playing Suikoden II, a lonely little girl who dreamed of interacting with the Suikoden characters... She was sucked into the game world (yes, she's one of those Mary Sues). Shortly thereafter, she proceeded to fuck up the Suikoden world by randomly pairing off characters (a favorite being Humphrey/Futch; yay pedophilia) and taking three True Runes at random. The heroes from the first two games and Leknaat are all dead because they needed those True Runes to live.

Connection To Canon: Oh, I don't know... Maybe that she has three freaking True Runes that, canonwise, already belong to someone?

Special Abilities: Aside from all the super-powerful magic? She knows everything about the entire cast of all three Suikoden games, and is fond of telling people which character should sleep with who. Of course, all of them are gay, despite how there actually are straight couples in the game. She herself doesn't have a love interest, as she couldn't bear to remain ageless while watching her lover slowly wither away.

Other Traits: She whines. A lot.

Likes: Mark, yaoi pairings, the power she has, Suikoden.

Dislikes: Destiny, people who make passes at Mark, responsibility, presumably the games as they are.

Hobbies: Screwing up all of canon, getting her fool self forced to save the world.

Anything Else?

She'd probably obsess over who's sleeping with who.

I've actually read Mary Sues like this before. They make me weep. ;_;

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Re: I hate this kind of Mary Sue. Hate hate hate hate hate.
adrian_elsbeth
2003-04-15 18:22 (link)
Shortly thereafter, she proceeded to fuck up the Suikoden world by randomly pairing off characters (a favorite being Humphrey/Futch; yay pedophilia)

I have to say... Futch grew up real nice in Suikoden 3. ^_^;

-stefani

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Re: I hate this kind of Mary Sue. Hate hate hate hate hate.
zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-15 20:57 (link)
Oh my, yes he did. ^_^

But the stuff I've read with that couple was Suikoden II-time, which makes it "ickyickyickyickyeww." ^^;;

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I feel dirty just posting this.
zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-23 13:02 (link)
Full Name (Plus titles if any): Sonora (also known as Michelle Hunthart)

Age/Year: 11 / 1st year

House: Aqumortum

Fandom(s): Sonic the Hedgehog. The games, the cartoons, and the comics.

Species(es): Oh Lord, this is a kicker. She's a human, yet a hedgehog. This will be explained in her history.

Hair Colour (Don't forget the flowery adjectives!): Her quills, periwinkle in color, shine in the morning sun.

Eye Colour (Remember: adjectives are your friends.): Violet eyes, laced with crimson and cobalt specks, look out to the world, cold yet gentle.

Unusual Markings/Colourations: She's a goddamn hedgehog. Isn't that enough? ...oh, wait, despite how she's in a game filled with anatomically incorrect animals, she herself is anatomically correct. Bleeeh.

Build: Surprisingly voluptuous for an animal.

Special Possessions: A pendant which she wears to remind her of her past. It has magic powers, which are pretty much whatever she BSes up at the moment.

Animal Friend(s) (if any): She's her own animal friend. Beat that.

History/Origin: Blargh. Here we go.

Sonora (supposedly) started her existence as Michelle Hunthart, who was your typical stupid-ass human teenager. She didn't do her schoolwork; she was a social reject. No, Michelle's passion in life was video games, especially the Sonic series.

One day, after a vigorous day of watching porn and chatting online, Michelle found herself subjected to a random tear in the space-time continuum. A copy of her came out of it, offered to switch places with her so she could live in the Sonic world, so she did. For she truly belonged there.

Oh, and she somehow was turned into a hedgehog. Probably because of that stupid pendant. After that, she started calling herself Sonora.

Connection To Canon: She knows the entire cast, both personally and through her life as a pathetic Sonic fan. She loves Knuckles. Now for the confusing part.

She's Sonic's twin sister and Robotnik's daughter. But after she was born (killing her mother, of course), Robotnik was mad with grief and sent her away to Earth. Or something.

Many members of the cast, even the good guys, rape her.

Special Abilities: Sonora can break the fourth wall with ease. Hell, she can break just about any figurative wall with a forbidden technique known as the Trivia Scene.

No matter where she is, Sonora always manages to get herself kidnapped and raped. Of course, she can make the entire cast of a beloved series anatomically correct, especially if it helps to make this possible.

Oh yeah, and she is a master warrior and mage, but what does that matter? Nothing can get in the way of her getting raped.

Other Traits: She's the kid of a human and a hedgehog! What more do I need to say here?

Likes: Swords, Knuckles, plot contrivances.

Dislikes: Getting raped, teachers, school.

Hobbies: Fighting, getting kidnapped and raped, not paying attention in class, listening to music, angsting.

Anything Else?

This one was inspired by a particularly bad Sonic fanfic (which I read in MSTed form) called "A sorceror, a demon, and emeralds." Sonora is based closely on the character Sonya Sho, whose entire existence makes me want to cry. In particular, this scene, which will be put in the next post because it won't fit into this reply. Yeek. ^^;

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Here's the part I was talking about.
zurvan_palazzo
2003-04-23 13:03 (link)
Sonya walked up to the statue and looked up at it. "O.K. Statue, I'm one of Robotniks blood. Give me that Flint." Sonya advanced on it ready to grab when something threw her back.
[[Thou Speaks his name, Thou carries his blood. But you are a Hedgehog.]]
"I was once a Human, those years ago. . . I lived on Earth."
[[allow me to test you Hedgehog. . . . Since you say you are of Earth then these questions should be quite simple.]] Sonya nodded. [[Fine, In what year was the one known as Bill Clinton reelected?]]
"Nineteen nighty six"
[[Sonic The Hedgehog was created by. . .?]]
"....I forgot...." She whispered, a bolt of lightning struck her, she screamed an fell back, holding her chest where it struck.
[[For every wrong answer you will feel the wrath of the blade.]] the statue's voice paused for a moment. [[What Company on earth is Sonic the mascot of....?]]
"Sega."
[[A Game of an Esper, a Mad Man, and the battle of magi....]]
"Final Fantasy 3 or Final Fantasy 6 in Japan" Vector looked on, totally confused but listening carefully.
[[Amy Rose second appearance. . . .]]
"Ummm Sonic Drift 1?"
[[Did Tails appear in Sonic CD?]]
"Yes if you input a certain code in the Sound test"
[[The Chaotix's appearance]]
"Knuckles Chaotix"
[[Princess Sally]]
"Three Characters are Princess Sally, One is Princess Sally Alica Acorn, red hair, ground squirrel. Princess Sally, she is in fact Amy Rose, And England's version of Princess sally who does in fact has a long squirrel tail."
[[Knuckles Echidna..]]
"Four, One is a Jamaican, the other is an Australian, the other is a normal speaking All around American Echidna. And the final one is Scottish made by Archie comics"
[[Sonic The Hedgehog]] Sonya stopped for a moment and sighed.
"Sonic, there are an evil punk version made by Archie, the normal huge ego one, the one I miss, and then there is this one....And of course there's the Japanese Sonic." She paused. "How many more questions..."
[[there are many Child, now..... What was the best drawn cover of any Special edition comic from Archie]]
"Either the Mecha Madness issue or the Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles issue" Sonya answered question after question with no end it seemed. She finally realized something and smiled. "For one who is called wise, your really stupid. As it is known, One s who answer questions are not as wise as those who ask...let me prove to you I am wise enough to option that piece of the blade. Let me quiz you..."


To quote an MST a group did of this horrible thing, "Exactly how could a superpowerful mystic force quiz you on an opinion question, anyway?" But the scene cuts away and goes back here...

[[The capitol is Jackson...]]
"Humph! O.K. O.K. You wanna play tough...what is the hidden joke in Miles Prowers name?"
[[Miles Prowers is if said fast enough says "Miles Per Hour" are you through toying with me?]]
"Not yet!" Sonya thought for a moment about her past human life, riddles had always confused her, yet made her ponder on every part of it.
Perhaps a riddle with no answer must be asked. "What's the highest
number?"
[[Ah....Umm....]]
"Do Flies Fly?"
[[w..wait I..]]
"If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around, does it make a sound?"
[[Mortal wait until.....]]
"What was the first unrecorded language ever in Earth?"
[[I..]]
"What is the Christian God real name?"
[[Enough!!! Answer this and you will be worthy!! What is the sound of one had clapping?!]] the voice was enraged, just as Sonya hoped. He prayers were answered when he told her to answer this question. In response, she clapped her left paws fingers on her left paw's palm, it made a weak sound of flesh hitting flesh. The Voice roared out in rage for a moment, then silenced. Sonya wondered if it was O.K. To get the blade now, before she could think more on it, the voice spoke. [[Pass child of earth...] ]

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