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Migs (migston) wrote,
@ 2003-09-09 00:54:00
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    Current mood: thankful
    Current music:Evanescence - My Last Breath

    Gag Reflex
    It's a good thing I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) cause I think I'd make a lousy one. I was brushing my teeth today and while trying scrape my tongue clean I accidentally touched the back of my throat and proceeded to dry heave for ten seconds or so. I thought my eyes were gonna bug out. Like I could hear Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling, "Come on Cohagen! Give these people some ai-yuh!" It was that bad. So I'd obviously be no good at giving blowjobs.

    So the gay guys of the world can breathe a sigh of relief. There's one less bad lay for them out there. Heh.



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pia
2003-09-09 08:35 (link)
Awww, poor Mega.

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migston
2003-09-10 05:57 (link)
If Mega gives his number out to every guy he waits on at Friday's then he has his choice of BJers, so everyone's happy. =p

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It's meeh! Mega! *mwah*
pia
2003-09-10 09:05 (link)
Nahhhh I think he just gave his number to you... not many sexy beasts walk into TGIFridays!

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Re: It's meeh! Mega! *mwah*
migston
2003-09-10 18:09 (link)
Well I can't argue with that. Yes I'm such a sexy beast I can hardly stand it.

Now that I think of it, wasn't I 15 when that happened?! Oh god that's so sick. LOL

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Re: It's meeh! Mega! *mwah*
pia
2003-09-11 06:39 (link)
Oh man, yeah you were 15. I think I still have a pic of that day! Damn, Mega is one sick papa!

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jikikay
2003-09-10 08:21 (link)
that's it. im adding you. you're hilarious. add me back please.

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migston
2003-09-10 08:27 (link)
Done! Yay new friend hehe.

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