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First let me just say Ashley Judd is gorgeous, great house, adoring husband. Then Nat is on the arm of Colin Farrell who is Anyways, watching some of these people try to country line dance … that was just cruel. Watching them eat was even more revolting. I’ll let other people tell you about the Nat and Ashley’s party. I’m going to tell you about the parties afterwards … well I’ll start and everyone can put in their two cents worth. I have to say David is now my hero and I retain my status as bitch of the community. Or maybe not … I’ll have to say after the ‘bar party’ I do have some hefty competition. Actually the tension started earlier. Yep … coming in shit faced and late was Freddie Prince Jr. Some Buffy culter … which I have to rethink everything I’ve ever thought about the Buffy cult cause that was just classy ….. okay well Tom is still up there on my fave list … told JD Freddie was here and luckily any major scene was avoided cause they sent him back to the hotel. The real party began when the bridesmaids snuck Love out for a pajama party in the bar. Duh bridesmaids minus three – where were Nat and Lacey? Keri was in her room with a sick Isabella. Love and Tara were waiting on Tobey to show … who never did I might add. So they were all ready agitated. Tara all freaked about Iowa and the ramblings of Marc Blucas in the airport and whatever Tara freaks out about. The girl is gorgeous, Tobey McGuire loves her … okay I get the message Karma baby. Damn. This plan (a party for Love) in theory was an excellent idea however the bastards of the year were there yes we all know Freddie was there but Mr. Bastard himself was there three sheets to the wind … Carson. It didn’t help any that we were all on our way to getting Love shit-faced too. The only thing worse than a sober Love talking about JD is an inebriated one. Sarah Michelle made her excuses to Love leaving immediately. You could tell Love wanted to exit and so did Tara. We took the table across the room. Love and Tara quietly dissed Carson. As we all got drunker Carson came over with some bullshit. Now I’m not sure if Carson grew balls or just didn’t give a damn but he walked over to us. Not a good idea. Obviously, the asshole didn’t hear the song Maj sang to him. Yes she even dedicated it to him. The man has an ego the size of the state of Texas which by the way he was bragging about how big his … well Tara and Love agreed he was ::coughs:: hung like a horse but didn’t know how to use it. Catcalls ensued as we made comments about JD and Tobey but the girls were both giggling. That’s when Carson attempted to saunter over … talking about how Love and Tara were the best things that had ever happened to him. They just didn’t happen to him at the same time … yada yada … Love’s knee accidentally hit Carson’s crotch while Tara’s fist hit his jaw. As he stumbled away I threw the champagne bottle and if he hadn’t stumbled man it would have hit it’s target .. but no he stumbled. I missed. JD was drinking in the Rascal Flatts party with some of the guys. Actually, he wasn’t drinking as much as grinning or so we hear. The rumors of the porn are exaggerated :: coughs:: right. David left the party early hearing Carson was in the bar bothering Tara and Love well yeah I’ll let David tell that story. Let’s just say Sarah Michelle is gorgeous, she’d got … okay Karma. But we all have a new respect for David and are his new best friends. He really was an Angel. This morning all the women woke up to roses from JD and some sappy song he wrote about Love. So we are all officially in love with David and JD. Most of the partygoers were late to Opryland this morning. JD took Love, Maj and some others to the Grand Ole Opry. I decided to wait and go to Opryland tonight. So my head is three sizes too big? Plus I wanted to spend time with Keri and give her all the gossip first hand. And I thought this was going to be boring. |
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