g (mastascrappla) wrote, @ 2004-08-12 01:18:00

QUITE RIGHT.
alright, here i am.... i wanted to update you on a couple of things.


number one- my aunt died this morning. in two days me and my mom are going to cleveland to see the funeral and my family.

thats about it.

i cant really think of anything else to write so i'll copy this lil whatchamacallit from michelle bollymans XANGa. i havent done one of these things in a long time-

OH! my face is healing! woo who! lmao i didnt tell you about that... um... vigourous makeout session with someone who didnt shave. nono, i know you all were thinking it was someone besides j-me... but it wasnt.


Firsts
First best friend: Chinenye Nkemere (Chi-Chi)
First real memory of something: dude i have no idea. let me think... ryan debar raising his eyebrows at me in kindergarten. he was the only duck in my pond, the only cloud in my sky. jesus i had a knack for writing at such a young age.

First car: uhh that invisible one that i park in the gutter.
First date: lmao blake in michigan.

First break-up: mackenzie brookes
First job: lmao

First screen name: yerc00ln0w baby. thats right- made in 5th grade and STILL cool.

First funeral: my moms friend Tim who hung himself when i was little.

First pets: either heratio the ringneck snake or my hermit crabs. i really cant remember who came first. but i think big herp the turtle was one of my favorites- even though he ate glue and killed himself.

First piercing/tattoo: my ears. yes, i tattooed my ears.
First credit card: i should probably be filling this out when i've experienced life...
First enemy: ASHLEY ... FUCK! OH YEAH! (no not ashley fuck i couldnt remember her last name.) ASHLEY RUDIK.
First big trip: i dont know. i honestly have no idea.

Lasts:
Last cigarette: probably the one andi was having in the car on the ride home from tennessee. i'm sure the same amount of smoke when in my lungs as hers and it wasnt even fucking intentional.
Last big car ride: that same. fateful. hellish. trip.

Last kiss: at like 9:30

Last good cry: last night.. when i was writing in here.
Last library book checked out: youre going to think i'm a real douche but earlier today i checked out like 5 janet evanovich books.
Last movie seen: lmao i dont want to tell you. alright sweet home alabama. and i actually like that movie. so shut the hell up.
Last beverage drank: watah
Last food consumed: ramen! (chicken flavored)
Last crush: my j-me :)
Last phone call: my mother.
Last time showered: like 3 in the morning
Last shoes worn: my vans
Last cd played: counting crows
Last item bought: a movie ticket at the dollar theater! (thats all i can ever afford.)

Last annoyance: MICHELLE BOLLMAN WHEN SHE TURNED OFF THE COMPUTER WHILE I WAS LOGGING ON.
Last disappointment: when SOMEONE MENTIONED ABOVE DIDNT BRING ME MY EGGROLL. YES, THATS RIGHT. MY PROMISED EGGROLL THAT I COULDNT STOP TALKING ABOUT FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING DAY SHE LEFT AT HER GRANDMAS HOUSE. i still hold resentment.
Last soda drank: some of j-mes cherry coke
Last time wanting to die: its been a little while
Last time scolded: i never stop getting scolded.
Last shirt worn: michelles haltery cleavagey shirt with allisons skull and crossbones sweatshirt.
Last website visited: this one.

Random:
I am: one crazy bitch.
I think: i eat too much.
I know: that no one will read this.
I want: a fuckin eggroll.
I have: no. money.
I wish: i got more action.
I miss: ... getting action.
I fear: that i wont get action for a while.
I hear: the sounds of nothing. because im not getting action.
I search: for action.
I wonder: why i'm still filling this out, and not getting action.

I regret: what the fuck do you think i regret from PREVIOUS LINES?

I love: getting action.

I care: about getting action.

I always: wonder why j-me went home so early and i didnt get any action.

I am not: satisfied.
I dance: terribly.

I cry: when i'm really irritated and pmsing.

I do not always: get action.
I fight: about a lot of nothing. i just fight for the fight, and it sucks.

I write: all the time. and when im not writing i'm wishing i was writing.
I lose: all self confidence when people give me weird looks
I confuse: myself when i smoke marijuana.
I listen: to music.
I can usually be found: under j-me.
I need: to get action.
I am angry that: MY MOTHER TOOK TOMORO OFF. SO BEFORE I LEAVE, IM STILLLLL NOT GETTING ANY ACTION! MOTHER FUCKER AND HES GOING AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND.


this honestly blows. this honestly, one hundered percent blows.


sorry to reveal this side of me to you people who thought i didnt have a sexual drive.

	I love Gabby (Anonymous) 2005-09-08 19:02 (link)
	Oh sweet Jesus, Gabby! I google'd myself (you see how much of a douchebag I am?) and somehow I got here... YOU REMEMBERED HOW TO SPELL MY NAME! I love you. (Reply to this) (Thread)