So I was walking down the street and this bum came up to me and asked, "You want some drugs, dude?"
So me, being polite as always, told him no thanks.
"This shit's cheap, yo," said the bum. He pulled out some wooden box and opened it up. There were some needles and baggies of white stuff (marijuana or pcp or something, I don't do that shit) and there was some wadded up cash.
"No thanks, dude."
I tried to walk by the guy, but he stepped in front of me, "Seriously, it's real cheap."
So I took some of the needles from the box and jabbed them into his arm. The pussy fell down and I stepped over him. He must've been real pissed because when I looked back there was foam coming out of his mouth.
But seriously, what's with bums?
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