pleasantly and refreshingly evil (marginalia) wrote, @ 2003-10-05 18:04:00

Current mood:	devious
Current music:	Save Ginny Weasley -- Harry and the Potters

The what in his bed?!?
Like, I presume, the rest of you, I have read our ... uh ... I guess we'll call him our president, anyway, his ... uh ... poem? Do we have to call it a poem? Anyway.

I, too, have taken a stab at rendering what I believe the man was trying to say. It goes a little something like this:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I haven't exactly been
Faithful to you

Because you've just been
The lump in my bed
And my friend Tony Blair
Goes down and gives head

So if you were thinking about getting with that Chirac
My Secret Service goons will always get your back.
Besides, I like to take out the competition
When I'm out on a diplomacy mission.

	tazadebevita 2003-10-05 19:42 (link)
	What's next? Ashcroft penning a children's book? Condi Rice as "Aida" on Broadway? The Rumsfeld gangsta rap album? Cheney and Elton John teaming up to put out an LP of duets? Powell's spoken word album where he covers "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"? (Reply to this) (Thread)

Oh, and by the way... tazadebevita 2003-10-05 20:44 (link)

If you haven't seen this already: The Unknown As we know, There are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know There are known unknowns. That is to say We know there are some things We do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, The ones we don't know We don't know. ~ Donald Rumsfeld For more info: http://slate.msn.com/id/2081042/ I wish that I were a cabinet member during wartime so that everyone could think that my shitty poetry was García Lorca reincarnate. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: Oh, and by the way... marginalia 2003-10-06 11:30 (link)
	"I wish that I were a cabinet member during wartime so that everyone could think that my shitty poetry was García Lorca reincarnate." As when a pig dances, it isn't that it is done well, but that it is done at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)