I couldn't look at more than a couple of those baby name posts without feeling ill. It is difficult to express in words just how much I loathe those "trendy" names for children that (a) are just very badly spelled versions of more common names or (b) just shouldn't be names at all. Remember when the mermaid in "Splash" named herself Madison after the avenue, and it was a funny joke, ha ha? Well, when did some lamebrain decide that it would be a good idea to start naming girls Madison left and right?
Not that Charlie Sheen was ever one of my favorite people or anything, but I read something recently in which he said that for the baby he is expecting with Denise Richards, they are going to steer clear of those stupid names that celebrities give their kids, and stick with something nice and old-fashioned, like Johnny or Sue. Who knew I'd ever be looking on Charlie Sheen as a voice of reason?
Didn't you know, Lisa? There's a parallel universe that's converging with ours more and more by the minute. That's why Michael Jackson is the sole voice of reason as far as P2P file sharing goes, and Dubya and Blair were nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
