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The spread of evil day...
Today I've decided to make it the spread of evil day. There's no special reason for it, but it is my nature and I spend every waking hour fighting myself to not be how I really am. I've begun already. This morning at Starbucks (I'm a regular), I let the evil reign rampant. I began nonchalantly. When this big fat guy ordered a nonfat latte, I casually asked him..."do you think that nonfat will really make a dent in that ass of yours?" to which he shockingly replied "WHAT!", and I said "nothing" like I had no idea what he was talking about. Boy he was mad. Next up was the coffee guy. I asked him if when he was a kid, did he dream of serving coffee. He seemed very offended and didn't answer. While he meandered with the bagging of my croissant, I reached into the tip jar, and snagged 3 dollars, of which I dropped one back when he looked, and he said...thanks. Next up, as I waited for my coffee, I saw something I see there every time I'm there. These skinny little white bitches carrying Gucci or some other thousand dollar handbag, and wearing a little miniskirt (mind you they have no asses to hold them up so they wear a belt), and these freaking Eskimo boots. Yeah, somehow these boots are like the in thing now with the disillusioned wealthy anglo's. I say disillusioned because they always have the same look on their face...like their plastic surgeon just told them that they don't have enough fat on their body to transplant to their non-existant asses, so they'll have to get fat from someone elses ass. I, rather loudly, mentioned to the person next to me, "Hot Damn that is a skinny little Eskimo bitch!" He laughed but she did not look happy at all. When she walked up next to me to wait for her drink, she said "were you talking about me??", I replied, "um...do you see any other skinny eskimo bitches in here?" She was really pissed!!! HAHAHA. Then can you believe it, she asked me what I was doing right now!!! HAHAHA. It was tough cus she was kinda cute and I know she had money, but I told her, "um, I think you are coming on too strong...I don't like fast women" and walked away. Then this other girl who had overheard the whole thing asked me, "do you know her?" and I told her no. She laughed and said that was damn funny and gave me her number! Geez...She was hot...I may call her. Finally, as I walked out, I noticed a basket of gifts donated by people who come into Starbucks for the needy children. I saw this cool ninja action figure that I couldn't resist, so I jacked it. Thinking back on it now (only 30 minutes later) that was pure evil. And the day has just begun! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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