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Ren (locustrein) wrote,
@ 2003-05-03 00:36:00
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    Current mood: giddy
    Current music:Unwritten Law "Teenage Suicide"

    Smurfs and Such
    I accidently put the same entry twice WHOOPS!

    i have been told i have good ears to lick and that i have bad tasting one well forget the person who says they taste bad

    if smurfs had webbed feet and did their heel click they could like levitate or hover or whatever... if i had webbed feet i would most deffinitely wear sandals everyday.

    homies say "danga" u know like danger... well its the white pothead man's call "GANJA!"

    im just all giddy tonight giddy yes yes giddy. if u say jimbo in a patrick star voice it sounds cool, say it... seriously now say it out loud "Jimbo" in a patrick star voice i know a guy named jimbo i named him jimbo.

    me and my friend leeannann are going to rock the nursing home as old people

    i want to take a nice innocent overly trusting friend of mine and turn them orange, like feed them nothing but carrots and carrot by products for two weeks and see if they turn orange from the carotine. now in all seriousness... imagine a carrot burrito. little mashed carrots a little flour and u have like a dough for the tortilla then a little mashed carrots and soy which is meat substitute anyway, carrot dressing with vinegar for hot sauce sliced up carrots for lettuce... it could work

    That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, "It's cool, he's with me."

    i wonder why if i buy a donut they give me a receipt. i take a donut u take my 50 cents end of transaction do we really need to waste a tree on this i mean i don't see any real life scenarios where a skeptical friend goes, ren i think its BS u bought a donut and i pull out my receipt and go don't u tell me i didn't buy a donut i have documentation RIGHT HERE! and then i smile and turn to the camera and say "this moment of idiocy but proving u were right was brought to u by ur local dunkin donuts cashier, thanks buddy"

    My friend said to me "Man, this weather is trippy." I said to him, "No man, perhaps it is not the weather that is trippy, it is the way we perceive it that is indeed trippy..." then I thought, man, I should have just said, 'yeah...'

    i think htat is enough of my wise words for today i'm going over my friend carolinas tonight (its 1 in the morning) so i'll probably write again on monady or something toodles



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