| Current mood: | contemplative |
| Current music: | New Kids on the Block - Please Don't Go Girl |
Here's where Alexis shares her deep thoughts. Jerry Springer. Used to be a normal, amusing talk show. What the fuck happened? All the shows are exactly the same. Find two overweight, terrible actresses, dress them in clothes that are seven sizes two small, and have them beat each other's ass over an ugly, 60-pound man with a mullet who looks like he would get crushed if he ever attempted to have sex with his so-called "lovers". Oh, and they all have to be related in some way. Minimum number of physical fights per show: 58. Number of times lines are forgotten: 12. It is absolutely ridiculous. Seriously, it amazes me that any person would be willing to humiliate themself in front of an audience of rednecks and college students, and the sad, pathetic viewers at home with no lives, just for a little money. Hell, I'd give a few dollars to anyone who'd keep their clothes on and their trailer trash self off that show. Have a little self respect.
I really need to get out more.
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