el bano (lcy5140) wrote, @ 2005-04-30 18:41:00

didgeridoomasta: i nailed some guy in the balls today
Lcy5140: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Lcy5140: OMG
Lcy5140: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
didgeridoomasta: hahahaha!!!!!!
didgeridoomasta: with like
didgeridoomasta: the hardest shot i think i have ever hit
didgeridoomasta: LMFAO
Lcy5140: HAHHAHA
Lcy5140: OMG
Lcy5140: dude
didgeridoomasta: he was like winded
Lcy5140: that is so fucking cool
didgeridoomasta: and walked around
Lcy5140: HAHHA
Lcy5140: omag
didgeridoomasta: grabbing his sack
didgeridoomasta: HAHA
didgeridoomasta: and like moaning
Lcy5140: HAHAHAH
Lcy5140: did he stop playing
didgeridoomasta: no
didgeridoomasta: hahahaha
Lcy5140: hahaha
didgeridoomasta: then i was liike
didgeridoomasta: dude
didgeridoomasta: sorry
didgeridoomasta: HAHA
Lcy5140: HAHAHHA
Lcy5140: like his penis falls off
Lcy5140: and then he picks it up with his hands
Lcy5140: and starts crying
didgeridoomasta: HAHAHAHAHA
didgeridoomasta: whimpering
didgeridoomasta: it just flops out of his shorts
Lcy5140: and then goes to hollywood to get it put back on...in the show dr. 90210
Lcy5140: HAHHA
Lcy5140: but then the surgery goes wrong...and he ends up having a stub...and he has to wear a catheter for the rest of his life
didgeridoomasta: JAJAJAJAJAJAJ
didgeridoomasta: OMFG
Lcy5140: and its like this special one...cuz theres nothing there
didgeridoomasta: CATHETER
didgeridoomasta: HAHHAH
Lcy5140: just a flat surface of skin
didgeridoomasta: all it is is a nub
Lcy5140: hahhaa
didgeridoomasta: HAHA
didgeridoomasta: nubpenis
didgeridoomasta: like
Lcy5140: and like no more pubes grow
Lcy5140: hahha
Lcy5140: cuz its like artifical skin shit
didgeridoomasta: ==)
Lcy5140: from his ass
didgeridoomasta: HHAHAHHA
didgeridoomasta: HAHHAHAAH
didgeridoomasta: take it off his ass cheek
didgeridoomasta: and plaster it on
Lcy5140: and like they give him back the penis
didgeridoomasta: his CROTCH
Lcy5140: and he puts it in a jar
didgeridoomasta: and he keeps it in a jar
didgeridoomasta: LMFAO
Lcy5140: and he looks at it at night
Lcy5140: and crys
didgeridoomasta: HAH
didgeridoomasta: wishes
Lcy5140: and then takes it out sometime
Lcy5140: s
didgeridoomasta: upon a star
Lcy5140: and jacks off with it
didgeridoomasta: ha just hols it
didgeridoomasta: HAHHA
Lcy5140: even though he doesnt get anything out of it
didgeridoomasta: cradles it
Lcy5140: hahhaa
didgeridoomasta: LMDAO
didgeridoomasta: he just wishes
didgeridoomasta: and hopes
Lcy5140: hahha
Lcy5140: and then jiminy cricket comes
didgeridoomasta: dude
didgeridoomasta: HAHAHAHAHA
Lcy5140: and gives him pinocios nose
didgeridoomasta: then he eats him
Lcy5140: hahaha
Lcy5140: so that everytime he tells a lie
Lcy5140: his nub gets bigger
didgeridoomasta: AND BIGGER
didgeridoomasta: then he jacks off the nub
Lcy5140: haha
didgeridoomasta: even though he gets nothing out of that ewither
Lcy5140: and then he keeps on lying
Lcy5140: HAHHA
didgeridoomasta: HAHA
Lcy5140: and then he becomes a con artist
Lcy5140: so that he has a nub the size of his leg
didgeridoomasta: HAHAHHHA
Lcy5140: even though its just a nub
Lcy5140: and nothing more...just the size of a leg
Lcy5140: and it seems like he has 3 legs
Lcy5140: so he has to get wheeled around
Lcy5140: and sometimes
didgeridoomasta: HAHAHA
didgeridoomasta: LMFAO
Lcy5140: the nub gets caught around the wheels
Lcy5140: and so he has to put it on his lap
Lcy5140: like a snake
Lcy5140: and wrap it up
didgeridoomasta: LMFAO!!!!11
Lcy5140: and the catheter falls out
didgeridoomasta: and pulls him out of the chair
Lcy5140: every month
Lcy5140: so he has to get it replaced
Lcy5140: hahhahahhahahhha
didgeridoomasta: lmfao
didgeridoomasta: omfg
Lcy5140: dude
Lcy5140: that was fun